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A thick 8.5" uncut black guy that attended a sex party/orgy in London a good few years back, me and 4 other guys ( he was a friend of a friend ) clubbed together and booked 5 female escorts from an agency and we partied for a few hours.
The ladies loved the fucking they got from him!
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Two guys come to mind.

The first one, I saw him in a gay sex shop in my area, which I frequented very occasionally out of curiosity when I was young. There was also a backroom. Admission was free for those under 25, I took advantage of that. :p I went there to watch. The establishment had a small 'cinema' room, where pornos were shown continuously. There were never many people there, a few guys who came to jerk off and leave so quickly.

One time I went there and there was this guy, mid 40s, bearish, hairy, bald, bearded, a bit overweight. Not handsome or ugly, just average. He was sitting, legs wide apart, with great ease, and above all a huge dick. He had a solid erection and he was slowly jerking-off. To give you a size comparison, almost a regular box of Pringles crisps. I was not the only one but as he saw that I was looking at him, he asked me what I thought of it. I was quite intimidated, I said without originality 'it's huge'.
As the conversation progressed, he said that he was not gay, but that he regularly comes here for exhibitionism, reactions and compliments. He claimed it was 25cm. He asked me if he could see mine, I accepted. It made him very excited. He was very excited after that but he didn't want anyone to touch him.

The second one is more recent. I have a small leisure cottage, not far from the North Sea. In the parking lot of a supermarket, there was that homeless man, that I see occasionally, maybe a migrant since his ethnicity and the area (many want to go the UK). A young man, not very lucid, and he has a habit of pissing without worrying about the gaze of passers-by. I don't know if it was a semi or not but it was clearly huge, a bit thin but very long. He shakes it frantically every time he's finished. He keeps touching his crotch through his sweatpants otherwise. Since he was insistent when begging, and due to customer complaints, the store made him leave. But I still see him around.
 

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Two guys come to mind.

The first one, I saw him in a gay sex shop in my area, which I frequented very occasionally out of curiosity when I was young. There was also a backroom. Admission was free for those under 25, I took advantage of that. :p I went there to watch. The establishment had a small 'cinema' room, where pornos were shown continuously. There were never many people there, a few guys who came to jerk off and leave so quickly.

One time I went there and there was this guy, mid 40s, bearish, hairy, bald, bearded, a bit overweight. Not handsome or ugly, just average. He was sitting, legs wide apart, with great ease, and above all a huge dick. He had a solid erection and he was slowly jerking-off. To give you a size comparison, almost a regular box of Pringles crisps. I was not the only one but as he saw that I was looking at him, he asked me what I thought of it. I was quite intimidated, I said without originality 'it's huge'.
As the conversation progressed, he said that he was not gay, but that he regularly comes here for exhibitionism, reactions and compliments. He claimed it was 25cm. He asked me if he could see mine, I accepted. It made him very excited. He was very excited after that but he didn't want anyone to touch him.

The second one is more recent. I have a small leisure cottage, not far from the North Sea. In the parking lot of a supermarket, there was that homeless man, that I see occasionally, maybe a migrant since his ethnicity and the area (many want to go the UK). A young man, not very lucid, and he has a habit of pissing without worrying about the gaze of passers-by. I don't know if it was a semi or not but it was clearly huge, a bit thin but very long. He shakes it frantically every time he's finished. He keeps touching his crotch through his sweatpants otherwise. Since he was insistent when begging, and due to customer complaints, the store made him leave. But I still see him around.

Love that first story mate! You think he enjoyed the size difference when he saw yours?
 
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Love that first story mate! You think he enjoyed the size difference when he saw yours?

Yes, that was clearly his thing. I'm clearly average (16 cm) and it excited him to consider me as a reference value. The difference was clearly there, in length as in width.
 
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My friend (pseudonym) Gibbs was a cook in the Army and I stopped by his room because we were going clubbing. He got to the barracks the same time I did. He opened his turned on the TV while he took a shower and change clothes. He came out of the shower with a towel around his waist and he dropped it to show off his huge dick. He was at least 6.5 inches soft and over 9 inches hard and his girth was almost that of a bottle of water. I jerked him off and her jerked me off before we went clubbing.
 

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In Colombia. (Pre-grindr days - grindr ruined cruising).

I went to a movie theater where they played porn movies, I knew tons of guys would go there looking for dick.

I decided not to sit down but stand by the stairwell that took you into the theater because I saw the theater was pretty empty (about three guys there jerking off).

Suddenly this young slender guy in his early 20s stands by me, with his arms crossed, and acting like he was watching the movie. It became obvious he wanted me to grab his dick, so I did.

As soon as I grabbed it I was in shock. WOW WHAT A TOOL. Massive! I mean, you would have never guessed the dick he had based on how skinny he was. (He was tall though).

We went to a cheap room that you can rent for a few hours right next to the theater and had sex. His penis was HUGE, I mean it was so big it actually felt heavy.

I tried to deepthroat him and I would half way, right before pretty much feeling out of air. The next day my throat actually hurt from trying to suck him.

When he came it was like rivers of cum.

I asked him about his size, and he laughed.

It was just massive, and UNCUT (even better.)
 

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In Colombia. (Pre-grindr days - grindr ruined cruising).

I went to a movie theater where they played porn movies, I knew tons of guys would go there looking for dick.

I decided not to sit down but stand by the stairwell that took you into the theater because I saw the theater was pretty empty (about three guys there jerking off).

Suddenly this young slender guy in his early 20s stands by me, with his arms crossed, and acting like he was watching the movie. It became obvious he wanted me to grab his dick, so I did.

As soon as I grabbed it I was in shock. WOW WHAT A TOOL. Massive! I mean, you would have never guessed the dick he had based on how skinny he was. (He was tall though).

We went to a cheap room that you can rent for a few hours right next to the theater and had sex. His penis was HUGE, I mean it was so big it actually felt heavy.

I tried to deepthroat him and I would half way, right before pretty much feeling out of air. The next day my throat actually hurt from trying to suck him.

When he came it was like rivers of cum.

I asked him about his size, and he laughed.

It was just massive, and UNCUT (even better.)
Im old enough to have been in the Porn theaters in Times Square the late 70's early 80's-many would have their cocks out
those who could get hand over hand on their erections sure got attention
 

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What is this supposed to prove? For all we know it could be a dildo, he could be partially/basically hard (which he probably is, just because it hangs doesn’t mean soft), might not be filling up the entire space, a million different things, etc.
Read the comments on Twitter. There's guys that have hooked up with him at the sauna and others that have seen it out of his underwear.
 
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