Humiliating moment...I'm in the ER with a kidney stone. They thought my bladder was over full.... Painful and I couldn't piss an hour after drinking a bunch. I'm on the table, a super hot brunette nurse is there along with an older nurse lady and a younger guy nurse. Wife is sitting in the corner. I'm wearing sweats and silky boxers.
Older lady is prepping a catheter.... Brunette hottie and young guy are at my side. They each grasp one side of my bottoms and slide them down gently while I hold my bottom up off the table. There's my little man.... Barely there with all the pain I'm dealing with. Both him and her are looking at it. Expressionless. Well trained not to laugh or even grin at such a micro spectacle. It seems to take forever for older nurse lady to get shit ready... I lay exposed the whole time.
"Are we done yet?" I ask jokingly.
Finally, she takes hold of my nubbin and the nurse says she needs to clean it.... Polishing my little head with gauze and some iodine solution. I can sure feel it but my eyes are closed. I can't stand the shame of watching. She takes forever prepping the catheter...I imagine she has to search for an extra small tip for it in the cabinet so it doesn't split open my tiny dick. The regular size tips are too big for my little pink winkie I'm thinking. They hardly ever need to use the "smalls" so it takes her a while to find it I bet.
Meanwhile, there I lay...a nurse on either side of me, people walking by, my little niblet exposed and tiny. She inserts the tip of a syringe in my little dick hole and injects gel into me. Then she begins inserting the catheter and it's quite a shock... the other two hold me down as I bounce up off the table. Fuck it hurts....it's stretching my little pee-hole to the max! I told them I have an enlarged prostate and they all say "Oh, here we go". "Just relax" everybody says to me. Finally...in place, they get only a little bit of liquid out of me... Meaning I endured all that for nothing. Finally...They cover my tiny man with a blanket. His little hole was quite stretched. I thought to myself...next time, she should go to the maternity ward and get a "baby dick tip" for me. Infant sized catheter gear.
The procedure to remove the stone was done with me out. No shame as I didn't have to witness it. I can only imagine the comments of the doctor and nurses. "Wow, look at the schlong on this guy!" as the nurses giggle.
A stent was put in me to allow any other pieces to pass. Thursday morning at 8 am I'll be back in his office, him and another nurses will have to remove my stent. I'll be awake and enduring the helmet cleaning and the insertion again. Shamed by my tiny peener again... Everybody thinking "My God that is tiny. How does he please anyone with that little thingy? My clit is larger than that!" the nurses probably will be thinking.
A week later.........
At the urologist's office for the stent removal. The very nice looking brunette nurse called my name and led me to an exam room with a chair in the middle.
She gave me instructions...no clothes from the waist down, I can leave on my sox if I want. Sit in the chair and cover up with the big folded towel laying there. She pulled the curtain across the door and then left to let me strip.
Clothes off...my junk never seemed tinier in my whole life. I tugged it a few times, juggled my balls and thought sexy thoughts at least trying to get it semi hard and respectable. I just wanted a respectable cock to show. I had a seat in the chair. I covered with the towel and waited for her to come back.
She came back, prepped a container of liquid over on a side counter and put on rubber gloves. She explained that she would be washing my entire groin area with anti-bacterial solution before the doctor's arrival. She grasped my entire tiny package and rubbed it with wet gauze. It was barely room temperature. She massaged my balls and sack with it and stroked my shaft up repeatedly to clean all the skin on it (I'm circumcised). I couldn't even look...I was afraid of shrinking up even more or actually hitting wood. Either would be bad..."How tiny will it get!?" or "Is that as big as it gets?!" I could imagine her thinking. Then she grabbed my soft shaft with one hand and started rubbing my head firmly with the other...scrubbing. Wow, that felt great and I started to get hard. It was firming up. She didn't crack a smile or say anything the whole time she was touching me. I'm sure there are rules about comments or smiles or smirks while doing that. Then she suddenly stopped and grabbed a syringe from the table.
She inserted the syringe tip into my tiny pee-hole and said "This is numbing gel for the procedure". She emptied it in my dick in one long smooth stroke...felt weird. But good.
She finished the syringe and said "no touching anything now, it's all sterile!" and smiled finally. She left saying the doctor would be right in.
She came back in with him and he inserted the probe in my dick and ran it in what felt like a foot. I could see the stint in my bladder on the TV screen. He grabbed it, pulled it out, then covered me up with the towel. A little clean up and I was heading home to wife.
Sitting at lunch with wife at home, I retold the story of the catheter in the ER from my perspective...she was sitting right there in the room and witnessed it all happen. I told her how small and humiliated I felt. She just agreed and said "Yes, it looked very, very tiny." Gee thanks
