Thought of a hot idea Bf criticizing someone and gf defending him cus he has a big dick
Bf complaining about semi-friend/annoying guy: Mick
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Bf: I mean he he thinks he's so amazing because of his big dick that he just swings around
Gf: Well maybe it is a little bit amazing, I mean it is really, really big. And it's not like you can talk when you're so much smaller than him
Bf: Babe stop thats irrelevant, I mean he can't just walk around all cocky and rude all the time. He was so rude and disrespectful to me the other day
GF: Well have you ever thought about that maybe he deserves to be cocky when he actually does have such a big cock? I don't think you have any right to complain, it's not like you can talk back to him or anything
Bf: What why can't I talk back to him?
gf: well obviously because he's so much more substantial than you. It just wouldn't be right for you to talk back to him. Besides you're so much sweeter when you just know just know your place and accept it... than trying to put on this big show of masculinity and trying to defend yourself when we both know you can't really back it up
bf: wtf babe that's so unfair you're being so mean to me I shouldn't be treated like this by him
Gf: Babe, it's not my fault your peepee is so small, there are some things in life you just have to accept. Mick has a big fat penis so he get's to do what he wants and talk to you however he wants. And you, my sweet little boy, you have a small little penis so you just have to take it and accept it. It doesn't matter what you say back to him because everyone knows you have a tiny little winkie and that's ok my sweet pea.
Bf: but I have to defend myself!
Gf: Shh shh no no. Just let the big bigdick boy do his bad bigdick things, and you can be the good little boy who does his little dick things like say "thankyou" and "yes sir" when he insults you and comes home to me all sweet. I mean baby, i think you should just agree with him so he leaves you alone more quickly it'll be much easier for you that way. After all, I think he's earned it. He's earned the right to say those kinds of things... About you having a little tiny penis dick, about you not being a real man like he is...
bf: What!? How has he earned it?
Gf: I'm sorry baby but he really has earned it because he's grown such a much bigger dick than you. He's earned the right to insult smaller-dicked men. Just like it's your fault as well for not having a big willy, so you can't complain when such a much bigger dick man calls you a puny little boy because it's all true. You'll never be as big as he is baby... and there's nothing you can do about it now so let's not worry about it. In fact I think you should congratulate him for doing such good job growing such a spectacular big penis. It really is quite impressive from what I saw when he flashed me and my girlfriends at the party. And from what Suzy tells he's very good at fucking with it too.
Bf: this is so unfair
Gf: No baby it's completely fair. I told you: He has a big dick so he gets to do what he wants, and you don't. You're just being a such grumpy little boy today. Enough complaining, come rest your head on my lap and I'll help you get over this silly little misunderstanding so you don't have to stress about it so much.
bf: but baby-
gf: shh shh, my silly little boy. Just give me your head just like that, that's right. Just feel my hand sliding through your hair and pulling you down, and down and down to relax... Let that worrisome, insecure, little boy brain of yours just come to rest on your pretty girlfriend's lap, on my thighs. Maybe if you're good I'll let you suck on my big boobies later... There we go... Just like that... That's right, just let the shame wash over you. You're just pathetic in comparison to him and his big penis, and that's ok. But when you complain about it you just sound like whining little boy... It's so much better and you're so much cuter when you just take it like a good little boy and let him do his silly big dick things that he's entitled to do. It shouldn't worry you.
bf: but baby he was talking about he wants to steal you from me?
Gf: oh?
Bf: yeah he was talking about how he want to steal you and slide his big fat cock inside you and make you scream and cum over and over. How he wants to pound your big fat butt and grope and slap your big boobies that should only belong to me. He said he wants so show you just how much better a big cock feels than my tiny little dick, and he insulted my penis! But it's not true, I make you happy! It just made me so mad baby I'll never let him take you...
Gf: Oh my silly, silly boy. There's nothing for you to worry about... and even if that were to happen it would all be outside of your control. I mean if you were both naked and you were to stand next to him most girls would just giggle at how much bigger he is than you. His big long, thick penis would just absolutely dwarf yours. Oh that's so funny baby. Imagine if I teased you both with by squeezing my big boobies together and little curvy body you would both start getting so stiff. And you would be so funny getting so frustrated trying to get hard and try to get bigger but he would just get so much bigger than you. Your little willy would get hard in a second and he would just keep growing, and growing and until he completely dwarfs your tiny little thing. And you'd feel so humiliated and helpless that you would just sink to your knees and he would just walk over to me and claim me... and there's really nothing you could do about it. I mean my boobies are so big, and his big hard penis would be so, so big it would just be natural for them to go together. No one would question it.
Bf: *whimper* M-Mommy..
gf: Aww are you getting hard baby? Are you getting hard thinking of his big hard penis next to my sexy body? Him bouncing and slapping it against my big butt. Of it in-between my wrapped-around big boobies thrusting in and out? Aww it's ok It's perfectly natural to get hard at the thought of a big strong man with a real dick being so close to your precious little curvy girfriend baby...
Bf: but baby I'd have to try stop him
Aw I think if your pesky little member came between us I'd have to just swat it away like a annoying tiny little mosquito while the adults have a real conversation with their proper adult bodies. Gosh I just don't know what I'd so when he has such a big, fat, veiny, throbbing member so hot and close to me. I mean I can almost feel it's warmth up against me imagining it right now, and all I'm used to is your tiny little shrimpy pindick baby. So you can't blame a girl for letting her imagination run wild. It's perfectly natural for me to think about much, much bigger dicks than yours.
Bf complaining about semi-friend/annoying guy: Mick
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Bf: I mean he he thinks he's so amazing because of his big dick that he just swings around
Gf: Well maybe it is a little bit amazing, I mean it is really, really big. And it's not like you can talk when you're so much smaller than him
Bf: Babe stop thats irrelevant, I mean he can't just walk around all cocky and rude all the time. He was so rude and disrespectful to me the other day
GF: Well have you ever thought about that maybe he deserves to be cocky when he actually does have such a big cock? I don't think you have any right to complain, it's not like you can talk back to him or anything
Bf: What why can't I talk back to him?
gf: well obviously because he's so much more substantial than you. It just wouldn't be right for you to talk back to him. Besides you're so much sweeter when you just know just know your place and accept it... than trying to put on this big show of masculinity and trying to defend yourself when we both know you can't really back it up
bf: wtf babe that's so unfair you're being so mean to me I shouldn't be treated like this by him
Gf: Babe, it's not my fault your peepee is so small, there are some things in life you just have to accept. Mick has a big fat penis so he get's to do what he wants and talk to you however he wants. And you, my sweet little boy, you have a small little penis so you just have to take it and accept it. It doesn't matter what you say back to him because everyone knows you have a tiny little winkie and that's ok my sweet pea.
Bf: but I have to defend myself!
Gf: Shh shh no no. Just let the big bigdick boy do his bad bigdick things, and you can be the good little boy who does his little dick things like say "thankyou" and "yes sir" when he insults you and comes home to me all sweet. I mean baby, i think you should just agree with him so he leaves you alone more quickly it'll be much easier for you that way. After all, I think he's earned it. He's earned the right to say those kinds of things... About you having a little tiny penis dick, about you not being a real man like he is...
bf: What!? How has he earned it?
Gf: I'm sorry baby but he really has earned it because he's grown such a much bigger dick than you. He's earned the right to insult smaller-dicked men. Just like it's your fault as well for not having a big willy, so you can't complain when such a much bigger dick man calls you a puny little boy because it's all true. You'll never be as big as he is baby... and there's nothing you can do about it now so let's not worry about it. In fact I think you should congratulate him for doing such good job growing such a spectacular big penis. It really is quite impressive from what I saw when he flashed me and my girlfriends at the party. And from what Suzy tells he's very good at fucking with it too.
Bf: this is so unfair
Gf: No baby it's completely fair. I told you: He has a big dick so he gets to do what he wants, and you don't. You're just being a such grumpy little boy today. Enough complaining, come rest your head on my lap and I'll help you get over this silly little misunderstanding so you don't have to stress about it so much.
bf: but baby-
gf: shh shh, my silly little boy. Just give me your head just like that, that's right. Just feel my hand sliding through your hair and pulling you down, and down and down to relax... Let that worrisome, insecure, little boy brain of yours just come to rest on your pretty girlfriend's lap, on my thighs. Maybe if you're good I'll let you suck on my big boobies later... There we go... Just like that... That's right, just let the shame wash over you. You're just pathetic in comparison to him and his big penis, and that's ok. But when you complain about it you just sound like whining little boy... It's so much better and you're so much cuter when you just take it like a good little boy and let him do his silly big dick things that he's entitled to do. It shouldn't worry you.
bf: but baby he was talking about he wants to steal you from me?
Gf: oh?
Bf: yeah he was talking about how he want to steal you and slide his big fat cock inside you and make you scream and cum over and over. How he wants to pound your big fat butt and grope and slap your big boobies that should only belong to me. He said he wants so show you just how much better a big cock feels than my tiny little dick, and he insulted my penis! But it's not true, I make you happy! It just made me so mad baby I'll never let him take you...
Gf: Oh my silly, silly boy. There's nothing for you to worry about... and even if that were to happen it would all be outside of your control. I mean if you were both naked and you were to stand next to him most girls would just giggle at how much bigger he is than you. His big long, thick penis would just absolutely dwarf yours. Oh that's so funny baby. Imagine if I teased you both with by squeezing my big boobies together and little curvy body you would both start getting so stiff. And you would be so funny getting so frustrated trying to get hard and try to get bigger but he would just get so much bigger than you. Your little willy would get hard in a second and he would just keep growing, and growing and until he completely dwarfs your tiny little thing. And you'd feel so humiliated and helpless that you would just sink to your knees and he would just walk over to me and claim me... and there's really nothing you could do about it. I mean my boobies are so big, and his big hard penis would be so, so big it would just be natural for them to go together. No one would question it.
Bf: *whimper* M-Mommy..
gf: Aww are you getting hard baby? Are you getting hard thinking of his big hard penis next to my sexy body? Him bouncing and slapping it against my big butt. Of it in-between my wrapped-around big boobies thrusting in and out? Aww it's ok It's perfectly natural to get hard at the thought of a big strong man with a real dick being so close to your precious little curvy girfriend baby...
Bf: but baby I'd have to try stop him
Aw I think if your pesky little member came between us I'd have to just swat it away like a annoying tiny little mosquito while the adults have a real conversation with their proper adult bodies. Gosh I just don't know what I'd so when he has such a big, fat, veiny, throbbing member so hot and close to me. I mean I can almost feel it's warmth up against me imagining it right now, and all I'm used to is your tiny little shrimpy pindick baby. So you can't blame a girl for letting her imagination run wild. It's perfectly natural for me to think about much, much bigger dicks than yours.
