Small cock guys, ever been humiliated or embarrassed by having a small cock?

[ThatOneGuyOverThere]

I really want to hook up with a dude packing serious inches so he can destroy me and humiliate me. I would totally get off on that. I'm writing a story about this on literotica.

Wait are you *the* Flatiron?

 

[Helixo]

Not exactly humiliated but two girls told me I'm small. One was an ex GF who had some bigger guys before me (around 6.5'' - 7''). One time I was fucking her doggie style and she asked me to go deeper. I tried but there was no more dick. She told me that if I had an inch more she could orgasm big time. A few days later while driving she wanted a BJ and a HJ (she loved sucking me). If we consider the angle, the seat belt and that I was trying to avoid crashing we can understand that my dick wasn't more than 5". So she told me: "After all you have a small dick, at least smaller than I need. I'm used to 7", so you can't make me orgasm easily". We broke up a few days later.
The other woman is my wife. She doesn't need a bigger one to orgasm. After 10 years of experimenting she learned to orgasm with my dick. But she likes to tease me by telling me I'm tiny compared to her ex: "your erect size is perfect size for a flaccid dick", she says. After that she always tells me not to worry cause she doesn't need a bigger one and that it's a "mental game" to make me fuck her harder.
Once I overheard some guys talking about my dick (showers during army time) and one told the others that I have a very small flaccid (that's true, I'm 3" flaccid) but he then continued that I'm a very nice guy one of the more honest and straight forward persons he had met (he had a 6"+ very thick flaccid so anything else seemed small).

 

[Kbb1987]

I can definitely share a few zingers but here's a funnier one...

I was seeing a girl for a few weeks before any substantial intimacy ...We went out for a night of drinking at some bars and clubs with a bunch of her friends. I end up losing my car keys which actually works out because we needed to crash at one of her friend's houses and I ended up scoring that night. I'm aware I'm small but from what I remember size doesnt come up as an issue & everything seems to go fine. She was a super hot blonde, huge boobs, fit, etc...I remember it being a really hot experience.

Fast forward to the next morning & we meet up for breakfast with pretty much everyone from the prior night - about 15 of us, all her girlfriends--also got--and a handful of their husbands/boyfriends. Mid breakfast- the girl who's place we stayed at yells to me from the opposite side of the table and says "I hear you have a little pickle?" The reaction from the girl I just slept with was a combination of being appalled and embarrassed that her friend just made this announcement in front of everyone. She turns bright red and says back "I did not say that- all I said is he's not as big as what i'm used to." No one knows what to say so there's complete silence for about 10 very uncomfortable seconds--then, realizing there was a misunderstanding, the girl who's place we crashed at laughs and says "I was talking about him losing his keys" Needless to say, the rest of breakfast was very awkward for everyone- especially me lol.

Awesome profile pics--you should take it as a compliment if someone referred to that as a "pickle" of any size. I am mesmerized by how small it is. Post more lol!

 

[Kbb1987]

I can definitely share a few zingers but here's a funnier one...

I was seeing a girl for a few weeks before any substantial intimacy ...We went out for a night of drinking at some bars and clubs with a bunch of her friends. I end up losing my car keys which actually works out because we needed to crash at one of her friend's houses and I ended up scoring that night. I'm aware I'm small but from what I remember size doesnt come up as an issue & everything seems to go fine. She was a super hot blonde, huge boobs, fit, etc...I remember it being a really hot experience.

Fast forward to the next morning & we meet up for breakfast with pretty much everyone from the prior night - about 15 of us, all her girlfriends--also got--and a handful of their husbands/boyfriends. Mid breakfast- the girl who's place we stayed at yells to me from the opposite side of the table and says "I hear you have a little pickle?" The reaction from the girl I just slept with was a combination of being appalled and embarrassed that her friend just made this announcement in front of everyone. She turns bright red and says back "I did not say that- all I said is he's not as big as what i'm used to." No one knows what to say so there's complete silence for about 10 very uncomfortable seconds--then, realizing there was a misunderstanding, the girl who's place we crashed at laughs and says "I was talking about him losing his keys" Needless to say, the rest of breakfast was very awkward for everyone- especially me lol.

Great read-thanks for sharing

 

[Jerzeestrong74]

I can definitely share a few zingers but here's a funnier one...

I was seeing a girl for a few weeks before any substantial intimacy ...We went out for a night of drinking at some bars and clubs with a bunch of her friends. I end up losing my car keys which actually works out because we needed to crash at one of her friend's houses and I ended up scoring that night. I'm aware I'm small but from what I remember size doesnt come up as an issue & everything seems to go fine. She was a super hot blonde, huge boobs, fit, etc...I remember it being a really hot experience.

Fast forward to the next morning & we meet up for breakfast with pretty much everyone from the prior night - about 15 of us, all her girlfriends--also got--and a handful of their husbands/boyfriends. Mid breakfast- the girl who's place we stayed at yells to me from the opposite side of the table and says "I hear you have a little pickle?" The reaction from the girl I just slept with was a combination of being appalled and embarrassed that her friend just made this announcement in front of everyone. She turns bright red and says back "I did not say that- all I said is he's not as big as what i'm used to." No one knows what to say so there's complete silence for about 10 very uncomfortable seconds--then, realizing there was a misunderstanding, the girl who's place we crashed at laughs and says "I was talking about him losing his keys" Needless to say, the rest of breakfast was very awkward for everyone- especially me lol.

The unintentional aspect makes this the most humiliating experience on here...great story

 

[DavidAlmeria]

I’m smaller than average and never been humiliated unless I want it

 

[Squirrel1]

I have the average sized dick, always wished I had more.
We have 4 kids, and the wife orgasmed most times, so learned how to make her happy.
Worked with a hung guy, who in the showers one day in front of everyone commented “you have a small dick” while he swung his around.
I was angry and I replied “I have 4 kids, you been married for 20 years and seem to be firing blanks, do you need help?”
Very awkward silence, he left the company soon after, regret that I was a dick, he had his own pain and I should have smiled and agreed.

Reminds me of the old vaudeville joke.
Two guys are showering and changing in the locker room. The smaller guy notices his friend is rather well endowed and says “wow, I wish mine was as big as yours”. His friend replies “does yours work”? The smaller guy replies “I’m pleased with it. It satisfies the ladies and I’ve never had any complaints”. The well-hung guy responds “how would you like to trade it for one that just looks good”.

 

[LilJock]

Yes by a drag queen whilst doing an amateur strip competition in a gay bar! But I loved the humiliation and embarrassment- over 100 guys being made to see how small I am.
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One Sunday afternoon I went to a leather bar with two gay friends from the gym. This heavy-set, grizzled "old queen" in a muumuu was putting on quite a show, lasciviously vamping all the cute guys, dropping campy and lewd bon mots gauche et droite. His routine was filled with sexual innuendo and ribald references. As a young, tall, good-looking STRAIGHT guy with a well-developed physique, hairy chest and muscular legs, scantily clad in short, loose sweatpants, it wasn't long before I drew his full, beady-eyed attention.

He oozed over, "flirtatiously" running his fingers through my chest hair, oohing and aahing over my pecs and biceps, and soon had me blushing a scarlet red, which obviously delighted him no end. He'd found his mark. At last, following my treasure trail to it's end, he reached his pudgy and surprisingly large hands into my loose-fitting sweats, the ultimate goal now firmly within his grasp. I was going commando that day. My big balls immediately drew his attention, evoking a slew of appreciative comments; then he finally discovered the little nub nearly buried in my pubic hair. . . Almost kicking his heels in the air, he ostentatiously turned to the crowd in glee, making exaggerated expressions of surprise and faux dismay, in his his loud, braying nasal voice, he breathlessly announced, "Oh, MY DEAR. . . Tsk tsk!. . . I had more when I was five-years old!" accompanied by the universally recognized small dick pinky wiggle. The bar broke into hysterics.

I was thoroughly humiliated and embarrassed, but curiously these feelings were soon overlaid by quite a different reaction. He couldn't have failed to notice the almost instant stirrings of my four-inch erection within his probing fingers, but, for some unknown reason, quite out of character for him, he mercifully spared me a public announcement.

Strangely, this revelation didn't seem to lessen my appeal any; I got hit on left and right that afternoon. Like cat nip. I felt guilty; such a waste -- all that attention and me straight!

I don't carry any ill will about his vamping me -- I was obviously a target too good to be ignored -- but I did feel his last remarks were unnecessarily cruel.

 

[Rewardheragain148]

I can definitely share a few zingers but here's a funnier one...

I was seeing a girl for a few weeks before any substantial intimacy ...We went out for a night of drinking at some bars and clubs with a bunch of her friends. I end up losing my car keys which actually works out because we needed to crash at one of her friend's houses and I ended up scoring that night. I'm aware I'm small but from what I remember size doesnt come up as an issue & everything seems to go fine. She was a super hot blonde, huge boobs, fit, etc...I remember it being a really hot experience.

Fast forward to the next morning & we meet up for breakfast with pretty much everyone from the prior night - about 15 of us, all her girlfriends--also got--and a handful of their husbands/boyfriends. Mid breakfast- the girl who's place we stayed at yells to me from the opposite side of the table and says "I hear you have a little pickle?" The reaction from the girl I just slept with was a combination of being appalled and embarrassed that her friend just made this announcement in front of everyone. She turns bright red and says back "I did not say that- all I said is he's not as big as what i'm used to." No one knows what to say so there's complete silence for about 10 very uncomfortable seconds--then, realizing there was a misunderstanding, the girl who's place we crashed at laughs and says "I was talking about him losing his keys" Needless to say, the rest of breakfast was very awkward for everyone- especially me lol.

Chicks will always tell their friends your size .

They just can’t manage to not blabber … they just can’t do it there’s no impulse control smh.

 

[Rewardheragain148]

Random comment; From my experience to “successfully” date in the black community you need at least 8 inches NBPEL and good thickness and that’s the minimum.

If you don’t have that you’ll have to date within other communities . Most super hung, athletic black dudes have the genes and tools to date within the black community successfully.. and the black dudes who are not hung mostly date out with other races.

If people say size is a myth with black people google homemade porn in Korea then google homemade porn in South Africa or ghana… BIG DIFFERENCE.

 

[eyesonstalks]

Do you think about your inadequacy every day? I have this sick, gnawing feeling in the pit of my stomach. It is like Nature shit on you and you can't do anything about it. I'm 5 3/4 x 5 3/4.

you know you're actually above average, right? Not to ruin your SPH fantasy or anything

 

[Justmytwocents07]

I can definitely share a few zingers but here's a funnier one...

I was seeing a girl for a few weeks before any substantial intimacy ...We went out for a night of drinking at some bars and clubs with a bunch of her friends. I end up losing my car keys which actually works out because we needed to crash at one of her friend's houses and I ended up scoring that night. I'm aware I'm small but from what I remember size doesnt come up as an issue & everything seems to go fine. She was a super hot blonde, huge boobs, fit, etc...I remember it being a really hot experience.

Fast forward to the next morning & we meet up for breakfast with pretty much everyone from the prior night - about 15 of us, all her girlfriends--also got--and a handful of their husbands/boyfriends. Mid breakfast- the girl who's place we stayed at yells to me from the opposite side of the table and says "I hear you have a little pickle?" The reaction from the girl I just slept with was a combination of being appalled and embarrassed that her friend just made this announcement in front of everyone. She turns bright red and says back "I did not say that- all I said is he's not as big as what i'm used to." No one knows what to say so there's complete silence for about 10 very uncomfortable seconds--then, realizing there was a misunderstanding, the girl who's place we crashed at laughs and says "I was talking about him losing his keys" Needless to say, the rest of breakfast was very awkward for everyone- especially me lol.

Cool story, gee that is one big group of people LOL!! Glad that you had fun though!!

 

[Justmytwocents07]

Sounds to me like he got what he deserved.

Unusual that someone would say something like that.

 

[bbsquatter]

Random comment; From my experience to “successfully” date in the black community you need at least 8 inches NBPEL and good thickness and that’s the minimum.

If you don’t have that you’ll have to date within other communities . Most super hung, athletic black dudes have the genes and tools to date within the black community successfully.. and the black dudes who are not hung mostly date out with other races.

If people say size is a myth with black people google homemade porn in Korea then google homemade porn in South Africa or ghana… BIG DIFFERENCE.

True story

A black friend and I attended a Halloween Party (Belle Meade /Miami) with a few other gay friends, all dressed as firefighters, no shirts, Colt-like characters. We all had a blast, flirted like ho's and also got roaring drunk. My black friend and I were very close friends, both gym rats, and since he lived an hour away, I invited him to crash at my house to avoid drinking/driving. He was more muscular than me (I have a thing for black muscled men), and being drunk I was flirtatious. He responded in kind knowing my AOL screen name at the time: Cubanmuscle9. So we got in my bedroom, made out, and proceeded to undress. Since I found him super hot, I was looking forward to possibly getting fucked. When he removed his pants in my bed lying down, mine had already been removed. He looked at my cock and said, "wow, Papi!". When I saw his ho hum average cock size, I said like a drunken fool: "that's it? Really? No mandingo? Well, helllllll, I guess we know who is going to be top!" He replied, "Bitch!", and we laughed.

we fucked, laughed, had a great time, and remained very good friends. Years later we mentioned the encounter to a group of gay friends (all bottoms it turns out) during cocktails at a Wilton Manors bar, and we just laughed. We bitches are like that.

Cock size means nothing. It is what is deep inside that counts. My black friend was the best there ever was. He died from AIDS recently. Miss him terribly.

No, black men are no more hung than other men, at least in my experience.

 

[poof123]

Any boys want to laugh at my small 4 inches

 

[skinhead biker]

I'm about average size, at almost 3 inches, but i meet a lot of guys with bigger dicks than mine, they are nice to play with and i like being choked on them, but i have started noticing that I cant choke guys on mine, so that is something I wish i could do

 

[deleted23922471]

for sure i've had my awk moments lol

 

[long legs]

Sure guys in the gym showers often make fun of my little hairy penis.

 

[cataylor829]

I sure have had my moments.
1) Played football all the way through college. It was mandatory we turned in all our practice gear every day to be washed. Therefore, had to undress and shower everyday. Was always in awe of several teammates with average to above average packages while my little turtle was playing peek-a-boo.
2) Numerous times have had a female go home way less than satisfied, never to return.
3) Fist, and last time, I tried to top a guy I couldn’t even reach his hole.

 

[bi_ron]

Yes many times. I'm just shy of 4" fully hard. Been teased about it since my teen years by friends and family.