dundie
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Heads-up: A Parody: This thread's title should be: "9-1-1, What's your sexuality?"
Operator: 9-1-1. What's your Sexuality?
Caller: Straight. No! Maybe Bi-Curious.
Operator: Okay. LPSG experts are on the way.
Operator: 9-1-1. What's your Sexuality?
Frantic Caller: Tommy just kissed Buck!
Operator: Um... that's an interesting situation. Are there any immediate threats?
Frantic Caller: Well, Buck's heart rate is skyrocketing, and Tommy's got a code for "fire" in his pants!
Operator: Trying to stifle a laugh Okay, stay calm. We're dispatching the Love Emergency Response Team. They specialise in heart palpitations and unexpected kisses.
Operator: 9-1-1. What's your Sexuality?
Caller: Straight. No! Maybe Bi-Curious.
Operator: Okay. LPSG experts are on the way.
Operator: 9-1-1. What's your Sexuality?
Frantic Caller: Tommy just kissed Buck!
Operator: Um... that's an interesting situation. Are there any immediate threats?
Frantic Caller: Well, Buck's heart rate is skyrocketing, and Tommy's got a code for "fire" in his pants!
Operator: Trying to stifle a laugh Okay, stay calm. We're dispatching the Love Emergency Response Team. They specialise in heart palpitations and unexpected kisses.