yo mama jokes

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo mama is so fat, that if she could communicate with the dead…

she wouldn’t be called a medium, but an extra large.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo' mama is so dirty...


She did the Tide Pod challenge and vanished

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy

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looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

 

[fireice42]

Yo mama so nasty, she had to cut the string off her tampon cause the crabs kept bungee jumping!!!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo mamma so fat, her preferred pronoun is​

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There​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo mama so fat​

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her pronouns are Hershey​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo mama so fat, I pictured her in my head​

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And she broke my neck.​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo mama so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Your mama was in Baltimore and she gave me a present...​

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Real Maryland Crabs​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo momma's so fat​

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When she gives a blowjob it is classified as a class 5 hurricane.​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo Mama so stupid...​

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...she was yelling into the mailbox. When I asked her what she was doing she said she was sending a voice-mail.​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo mama so gap-toothed...​

She can floss with a cock!​

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so fat, when she gets a new fur coat, she almost makes a species extinct.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so ugly
Even HELLO KITTY SAYS GOODBYE.
YO MAMA TEETH SO YELLOW, WHEN SHE DRINKS WATER, SHE MAKES LEMONADE.
YO MAMA SO FAT, A VAMPIRE SUCKED HER BLOOD AND GOT DIABETES.
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON A TALKING SCALE AND IT SAID" I NEED YOUR WEIGHT, NOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER!"
YO MAMA SO UGLY, HER OWN PORTAITS HANG THEMSELVES.
YO MAMA SO DUMB, SHE PUT A WATCH IN A PIGGY BANK CAUSE SHE WANTED TO SAVE TIME.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

 

[Jon1971]

 

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