yo mama jokes

[c0mfycock]

yo mama is so fat, one direction went the other way!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

yo mama is so fat, one direction went the other way!

Your mama is so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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[c0mfycock]

lol, your mama is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV, i missed the whole series

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so fat when the bitch wear high heels she strikes oil.:biggrin:

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Your mom is so fat when she hears the doorbell she runs to the microwave

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[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so fat she don't go to a gynecologist- she goes to a groundskeeper.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo MAMA so fat she sat down on a seesaw too hard and launched the kid sitting on it into the next county.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so fat, her bathtub has stretchmarks.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Your mother is like a Kit-Kat.

4 fingers for buck

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

yo momma so dumb, when yo daddy said he was gonna fuck her in the ass, she said "we don't even own a donkey!"

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama been picked up so many times the bitch's started growing handles.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama goes to her lover's house, she's like FEDEX; ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAS TO BE THERE OVERNIGHT. LOL

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yea gas prices are going up but there’s still one thing that goes down every day
Yo mama

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so fat Thanos hadda clap.
Yo mama so stupid when the doctor told her she had Coronavirus, she went out and bought a new PC.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama so fat when she wants to take a selfie, they use GOOGLE EARTH.
Yo mama so fat when she buys a fur coat, an entire species goes extinct.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so fat, she was on an exercise show jumping up and down so hard the tv fell off the night stand.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Yo mama is so fat, that if she could communicate with the dead…

she wouldn’t be called a medium, but an extra large.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so ugly she went to the zoo and when she walked past the laughing hyena cage, they starting crying.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yo mama so fat, she jumped into the diving tank at the pool, emptied it out and nearly drowned everyone with the tidal wave she caused. Lol

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]