Noel Deyzel (south African Bodybuilder)

[Jfgogh_brainrot]

I wonder if Noel is still together with that guy that films him? I remember seeing something on this thread that he was dating the guy that films him. I think his name is Jordan and has blonde hair I think. But I remember on Valentine’s Day he posted that he was sad he didn’t have a valentines on his Snapchat. Totally not asking because I want to be his boyfriend or anything

 

[Shawnsteeve]

They are still together, he can’t say he has a valentine coz people will ask who is she lol …

I wonder if Noel is still together with that guy that films him? I remember seeing something on this thread that he was dating the guy that films him. I think his name is Jordan and has blonde hair I think. But I remember on Valentine’s Day he posted that he was sad he didn’t have a valentines on his Snapchat. Totally not asking because I want to be his boyfriend or anything

 

[Jfgogh_brainrot]

Damn hesss so lucky. He gets to have all that muscle for himself and gets to record him. Wonder if he’s open

 

[oldmeaningoflife]

They are still together, he can’t say he has a valentine coz people will ask who is she lol …

That sounds like he's just closeted again

 

[jayRob]

That sounds like he's just closeted again

Because for all intents and purposes : he is lol he slammed himself back into the closet and locked the door tight for his career. Notice how in the comments of the oiled up muscle vid announcement, all his little boy followers are laughing and making fun of the very idea. Noel makes content of 15 year old boys so of course he can’t let them know his boyfriend records his videos lol

 

[DandyBerlin]

Because for all intents and purposes : he is lol he slammed himself back into the closet and locked the door tight for his career. Notice how in the comments of the oiled up muscle vid announcement, all his little boy followers are laughing and making fun of the very idea. Noel makes content of 15 year old boys so of course he can’t let them know his boyfriend records his videos lol

You mean comments like...

"This is gonna be the best nut ever"
"2 mil no pants deal?"
"those pants better be tight af"
"Oil up big man"
"Pants on isn’t an issue Noel, we need NO SHOES ON!!!"
"You gotta wear that sock too"
"I’M GONNA LOSE MY STREAK OH NO (OH YES)"
"alright, then 1 million you do it naked on an OF"
"Glute spread when?!!?!???"

And then the comments on the oiled up video...

"I couldn't even edge to this i just exploded"
"Clean up isle my pants "
"same ngl just finished in mine"
"bro owes us new pants"
"My proudest nut ever."
"Saw oiled up daddy Noel, mood got better "
"No nut November failed already and its only February"
"1 mil for the pants off version ?"
"Wish i was the oil rn"
"Glute spread next at 1 million"
"WHERE IS THE PANTS OFF VERSION??????!!!!"
"ugh i can die happy now"

Yeah, sure seems like his fans are 15 year old straight boys making fun of the idea.

 

[jayRob]

You mean comments like...

"This is gonna be the best nut ever"
"2 mil no pants deal?"
"those pants better be tight af"
"Oil up big man"
"Pants on isn’t an issue Noel, we need NO SHOES ON!!!"
"You gotta wear that sock too"
"I’M GONNA LOSE MY STREAK OH NO (OH YES)"
"alright, then 1 million you do it naked on an OF"
"Glute spread when?!!?!???"

And then the comments on the oiled up video...

"I couldn't even edge to this i just exploded"
"Clean up isle my pants "
"same ngl just finished in mine"
"bro owes us new pants"
"My proudest nut ever."
"Saw oiled up daddy Noel, mood got better "
"No nut November failed already and its only February"
"1 mil for the pants off version ?"
"Wish i was the oil rn"
"Glute spread next at 1 million"
"WHERE IS THE PANTS OFF VERSION??????!!!!"
"ugh i can die happy now"

Yeah, sure seems like his fans are 15 year old straight boys making fun of the idea.

you are such a moron lol. Yes those are the comments I’m talking about. You don’t understand this generations humor : those are all sarcasm. It’s them trying to be ironic. You’ve never gone through middle school hearing straight boys talk gay to each other ? They are treating it as a joke. Whoever can say the gayest thing gets the biggest laugh. Because we are a joke to them.

 

[jayRob]

Like please be foreal - this is middle school straight boy humor ! He’s so cringey. Yes Noel, it was a dude who drew the ancient chode doodle , because it’s something only a straight guy would find funny. Now what’s gonna happen once they find out you suck up on them ??? I’ve had it.

 

[skeldare]

Like please be foreal - this is middle school straight boy humor ! He’s so cringey. Yes Noel, it was a dude who drew the ancient chode doodle , because it’s something only a straight guy would find funny. Now what’s gonna happen once they find out you suck up on them ??? I’ve had it.

I don't think people follow him for his sense of humor

 

[DandyBerlin]

you are such a moron lol. Yes those are the comments I’m talking about. You don’t understand this generations humor : those are all sarcasm. It’s them trying to be ironic. You’ve never gone through middle school hearing straight boys talk gay to each other ? They are treating it as a joke. Whoever can say the gayest thing gets the biggest laugh. Because we are a joke to them.

This is a whole lot of you projecting your own trauma on to this. If you had even bothered to look at the people making those comments you would see that a lot of them are serious/positive, exaggerated perhaps, but not mocking. You're upset that they're treating it like a joke... but why? It's not meant to be taken seriously.

It's a bodybuilder saying he'll oil himself up on camera if he hits 600k, something one of his fans suggested. And you're all, "HOW DARE THEY MOCK HIM BY SAYING IT'S HOT AND MADE THEM CUM!" What the fuck do you want the comments to say?
"Oh, I rather did enjoy this artful display. Many thanks from this genuine homosexual. Bravo!"
GTFO with your boo and your hoo.

If you read those comments and perceive it as straight guys making fun of gay guys then you should go and seek therapy to deal with your shit.

 

[DandyBerlin]

Like please be foreal - this is middle school straight boy humor ! He’s so cringey. Yes Noel, it was a dude who drew the ancient chode doodle , because it’s something only a straight guy would find funny. Now what’s gonna happen once they find out you suck up on them ??? I’ve had it.

Wait, only straight guys think it's funny to draw cock and balls on things? Holy shit, have I been straight this whole time???

Sweetheart, nobody is going to fuck your arse while you've got that giant stick up there. You need help. If you hate Noel that much then stop torturing yourself by trying to drag everyone down with you. Go and find stuff that makes you happy instead of trying to take stuff that makes other people happy away from them.

 

[jayRob]

Wait, only straight guys think it's funny to draw cock and balls on things? Holy shit, have I been straight this whole time???

Sweetheart, nobody is going to fuck your arse while you've got that giant stick up there. You need help. If you hate Noel that much then stop torturing yourself by trying to drag everyone down with you. Go and find stuff that makes you happy instead of trying to take stuff that makes other people happy away from them.

Hey dandyberlin this is going to be absolutely insane and shocking to you, but Noel isnt going to want to fuck you just because you’re defending him on a dashboard dedicated to how hot he is. I’m pointing out the fact that he has cultivated a mass following of 15 year old boys who make fun of gay people. Every comment is about how bad they want to fuck daddy Noel and how they’re edging to his content - that is legitimately making fun of the idea of a man finding another man attractive. You’re a self hating homo if you can’t see that. Dumb bitch, you really tried it.

 

[jayRob]

How I sleep at night knowing I’m right and my ass is fat

 

[DandyBerlin]

Hey dandyberlin this is going to be absolutely insane and shocking to you, but Noel isnt going to want to fuck you just because you’re defending him on a dashboard dedicated to how hot he is. I’m pointing out the fact that he has cultivated a mass following of 15 year old boys who make fun of gay people. Every comment is about how bad they want to fuck daddy Noel and how they’re edging to his content - that is legitimately making fun of the idea of a man finding another man attractive. You’re a self hating homo if you can’t see that. Dumb bitch, you really tried it.

Again, you're projecting. I don't give a fuck, I don't find him attractive. I'm not into oversized muscles. I just like his personality and his positive attitude, I like how open he is about his steroid use and how encouraging he is to all different types of people.

The only person here that seems to hate being a homo right now is you. But go off I guess. Is Noel's army of 15 year old homophobes in the room with us now? Like I said, if you want to twist all those comments to mean all that nonsense then have at it. It seems to be really making you happy to assume the worst in people.

Good luck to you and your family.

 

[DandyBerlin]

How I sleep at night knowing I’m right and my ass is fat

How you actually sleep.

 

[Shawnsteeve]

HEY GIRLS ! STOP PULLING YOUR HAIRS HERE

 

[jayRob]

I’ll stop when Dandy stops since he’s the bigger man and all. I’m just a silly whittle insecure boy who makes up things from my past trauma. Yeah, this isn’t weird straight boy humor at all :

 

[oldmeaningoflife]

I don't give a fuck, I don't find him attractive. I'm not into oversized muscles. I just like his personality and his positive attitude,

Seriously, we're in a fucking porn forum and you have multiple comments defending him like he's waiting for you in bed every night

 

[DandyBerlin]

Seriously, we're in a fucking porn forum and you have multiple comments defending him like he's waiting for you in bed every night

Why do you want this to turn into a Noel Deyzel hatefest? I honestly don't understand. I mean, there's a thread on LPSG devoted to people lusting after Andrew Tate... and you're here. Bitching about me defending a guy that's done nothing bad to anyone. Fuck off.

 

[DandyBerlin]

I’ll stop when Dandy stops since he’s the bigger man and all. I’m just a silly whittle insecure boy who makes up things from my past trauma. Yeah, this isn’t weird straight boy humor at all :

Oh no, somebody made a funny comment. I hope you find the strength to overcome these trials and tribulations.