How short should men's shorts be?
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So glad to find this thread. It honestly bothers me a ton how the porn/insta/etc gays all have to wear speedos and thongs 99.9% of the time. They make me think of bikinis or diapers which is such a turnoff. Nothing wrong with a feminine/androgynous style, but when their type otherwise is “masc-presenting muscle jock” then girly bikini bottoms just don’t complement that aesthetic at all imo, no matter how hot they are it looks stupid, and also frankly just unoriginal. Everybody thinks more skin = sexier, but then you get a pic of 20 gays on fire island with the exact same body type wearing the exact same silhouette bottoms, and it makes it even more apparent that they’re all homogenous clones of each other chasing trends with no individuality whatsoever.
Back to the point though, I’d so much rather see the hems on some short shorts stretched out to accommodate and draw attention to a pair of muscular quads. That’s always sexier, especially since the guy can seductively unzip them and whip out his cock without awkwardly bunching up the fabric. I just think the inherent “maleness” of shorts adds way more sex appeal than a few extra inches of skin ever could.
Back to the point though, I’d so much rather see the hems on some short shorts stretched out to accommodate and draw attention to a pair of muscular quads. That’s always sexier, especially since the guy can seductively unzip them and whip out his cock without awkwardly bunching up the fabric. I just think the inherent “maleness” of shorts adds way more sex appeal than a few extra inches of skin ever could.
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Perfect shorts... cut very low in the rise, minimal leg length and leather!
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These are much the same.... ultra low rise and short leg. Very sexy...
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I have a pair of cut-off 501s exactly like this!
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Aww fuck that’s the way shorts should be worn …Damn sexy!!!
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Really shows off your giant bald horse cock
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