If the priest at the church he goes to saw his social media, he would ask for 100 days of penance, kneeling on the ground, praying and asking for forgiveness for his sins in front of the image of Jesus Christ lolHot damn! His latest IG is so fucking hot, I hate how it makes me feel!
Carson Teagarden on Instagram: "Warm weather "
He knows what he does. I noticed that on a live
Showing off those cum gutters… I may need to sit down
It’s like he’s subconsciously trying to rip off those shorts! If he didn’t live in prude country and it was socially acceptable I feel like he would be naked 24/7. Someone check the nude beaches in Florida the next time he’s there.
He’s kind of a “butterface” I’d still submit thoI can jerk off to his body. However, there’s sth about his face that irritates me and makes me so uncomfortable…. Yk what? Nvm
It’s giving d*wn syndrome to me I am sorry I’m going to hell for this Ik
Right? I mean we’ve all jerked off to him haven’t we lol
I think he has boy-next-door good looks. Not model grade, but his face is fine in video when it is animated. Some of the stills are not very flattering, but you can do that to anyone.
Like country Men are built so damn Sexy!
YAS! I love me a hunky peasant!
