I found this funny review regarding 5 inch shorts:
“I ordered these for my son but was shocked when I saw how short they were in person.. I grew up when shorts were mid-shin length and although I don't like them that long anymore, shorts this short for men weren't cute in the 70s' and they shouldn't make a comeback...ever! Now as far as the actual product, I love them for myself and actually wear them a lot and plan to purchase more for myself. They are soft, breathable, and are soo comfortable. For the record, I'm a 5' 1", 33-year-old female and these shorts stop about mid-thigh on me..”
Contradictory, right?