This ever happen to anyone at airport security?

[ericbear]

It's become frequent occurrence since the full body scanners, which can detect the outline of flesh under clothes, were introduced. It is more likely when I've been flying home from a playtime long weekend or whatever, where I've had a lot of sex, used Cialis, etc., so I'm still hanging heavy. It is always "In your groinal area, sir," as they point to the screen with my silhouette and a red box on my upper left leg where I hang.

The most memorable was coming home through Chicago Midway. They wanted to take me to a private room, but I had so much crap on the X-ray belt, and easily forget things, that I insisted on just doing it there. So he explains he has to touch me THERE, and will do it with the back of his hand. After about a minute, during which he loops perplexed, he gets down on his knees in front or me, and continues backhanding the bulge, then sort of poking it and gently batting it around, for quite a while. Finally, he stands up and says "What is that sir? Is that a hernia?" "You mean this," I said, pointing to a little bulge at my belly button. "No sir, down THERE." "Oh, that," I reply "No, I'm just rather large." The poor guy looked utterly devastated and emasculated, but let me go. Meanwhile, his female coworker is giving him the "Ah Ha" look.

The other time I remember as absurd, the TSA agent is this huge guy who abruptly developed a very abrasive attitude. As I'm walking up, he reminds me to empty my pockets, which I already have done. I go though the scanner, and it's obvious it has triggered on my left leg again, and he starts to pat me down there. "Empty your left pocket!" he growls. I reach in and there's nothing there. So he starts poking my bulge again. "What is that? I told you to empty your pocket!" So I reach in again, and find nothing except lint. "Turn your pocket inside out!" he commands. A single dime, which was wedged in the seam of the heavy denim of the jeans, and I couldn't feel when I reached in, pops out. Suddenly he's satisfied, and lets me through. I'm still not sure if he realized he was poking my cock all along, and was actually looking for something else tiny and metallic (but in my experience, a single dime does not cause an alarm), or it was when he saw the dime that he realized he had been poking my cock, and just wanted to get rid of me quick.

 

[YYZGUY]

It's funny you mention this as I had gone through the body scanner before the pat down or 'feel up' whatever you want to call it. lol.

 

[TheMeatyProfessor]

I've had this happen more than once since airports installed the full-body scans. The yellow box appears right over my crotch, even skews a bit toward how I'm hanging (usually left). It was definitely embarrassing the first couple times it happened. Thereafter, since I tend to travel with just carry-on luggage, I don't care to stand to the side and get my dick swiped. I also notice whether a TSA agent is just trying to get the pat down over with and spare themselves embarrassment or not. Most are quick about it.

Perhaps the funniest time I got searched was by a TSA agent. He seemed young, maybe late 20s. Until now, most agents have been the "I'm going to take the back of my left hand and graze..." spelling out details type for consent. (That's cool too!) But this guy wasn't as conscientious about it. He said he had to check my groin, and I told him to just do it because it's happened before. He did his oblig hand around and swipe across it. I shit you not, he said, "Dude, is that all you?" It was summer, and I was wearing shorts. "Yeah, man. It is." He let out a laugh and said "Impressive. Have a safe flight."

I still laugh about that to this day. Hope you all do too.

 

[blue gray]

This happened to me yesterday. Went thru the scanner and TSA agent pointed at display showing a red square on my crotch. Agent told me he’d have to pat me down but made sure to ask whether I had anything in my pocket. I didn’t. He asked if I wanted a privacy screen. I said ‘nope, this is fine’. I told my husband later ‘I think the scanner detected my big dick’

Same just happened to me...except for the husband part.

 

[veronakid2000]

This brought back a memory!

I fly a lot and take pride on not being pulled over. A silly game with myself really. I get really annoyed if I’ve forgotten a tissue in my pocket or accidently left a tube of toothpaste in my carry on.

But when those whole body scanners came in I started being stopped regularly. After giving it some thought I realised that they seemed to detect sweat. If I had rushed - often the case - and worked up a sweat it seemed to highlight my lower back and occasionally groin. I must have sweaty bollocks!

Anyway, in line with my “game”:I made sure I didn’t get too sweaty and started sailing through again. The silly boy in me was so pleased with himself.

But flying from Tokyo one evening I slipped up. As I had a lie flat seat and was going to sleep on the plane I was dressed minimally. Light pair of sandals, small jersey shorts without underwear and t shirt. I’d checked in my luggage and only had my phone. I remember feeling almost naked walking through the airport and was a little aroused as my cock brushed against my thigh. A nice, pleasant feeling. But it was hot and I was a little sweaty despite the light attire.

I got in the scanner and I failed the test! I was ushered through by a woman security guard for a pat down. Knowing how Japanese are so polite and modest I was waiting for her to direct me to a male colleague. This is what happens in other countries so I knew it would be even more so here. But she didn’t!

She got me to kick off my dandalls and checked under my feet. Then did a fast but thorough check of my back, underarms and chest. Almost like Tai Chi moves! Then she bent down and put her hands around my thigh and pushed up under my shorts up to and under my dangling balls and taint! Fucking hell! Then over to the other thigh where she encountered my cock! Hands out and an external pat over the pubis and bum cheeks and I was on my way!

Couldn’t believe it. And I reckon she did it all in twenty seconds. I looked at the other lines to see what other security staff or passengers thought but no one was interested.

If it had been slower and I’d been able to know or anticipate what was about to happen there’s no doubt I’d have got hard. But it was so fast I couldn’t really enjoy it. But on the plane after some vino when running it over and over in disbelief I was super hard and under my blanket joined the wank mile high club!

Im back in Tokyo soon but not the same airport. I intend to have a good look at the security process and how the women operate. I still wonder if she was in some way not following procedures but who knows.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Flying out of Charlotte today, I went through the scanner and a big red square showed up on my crotch. The guy explained how he was going to have to pay me down. I wanted to make a joke about it, but decided it wasn’t worth it. But he must have felt my dick a dozen times.