Start a horrible rumor about the person above you

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Did you know in London there's a combination brothel and mechanic shop?


Apparently DiamondJoe works there , He gives a two-for-one on rimjobs.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

DiamondJoe was smoking some drugs
With a few gangstas and gay fairy tale thugs

Then all the King's men sex with DiamondJoe in cuffs

All because they had a cocks out and DiamondJoe took too many puffs

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

DiamondJoe was smoking some drugs
With a few gangstas and gay fairy tale thugs

Then all the King's men had sex with DiamondJoe in cuffs

All because they had a cocks out and DiamondJoe took too many puffs

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

DiamondJoe Is going to spent the new year with his loved ones.
Xmarks cock and his right hand.

 

[Reg]

Buster is celebrating National Creme Puff Day. He is manning his Glory Hole 24 hours straight/

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg Always finds big tips?
Around glory holes.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Reg boyfriend DiamondJoe has a constant case of halitosis...







So I guess it's a good thing Reg hung like a Tic-Tac.

 

[marslander]

A female co-worker decided to wear her heart on her sleeve and confess to busterhayman a horrible experience she had with two other male co-workers, thinking he can trust him. She told him that at the christmas party two male co-workers take advantage of her, forcing her to perform oral sex on them. "But that's not rape," busterhayman said. "You're just a loose drunk." She was shocked. "If that's not rape, what is it then?" And busterhayman said, "Meet me at the pub for a pint tonight and I'll explain it to you."

I hope i did well lads, i'm not really sure i understand the rules here

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

marslander Farted in an Apple store and it smelled so bad they kicked him out.





It’s not his fucking fault, they didn’t have Windows

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarksbreakdown called me feeling really guilty,
He said "I feel really horrible, I had a dream last night that I cheated on Diamondjoe with a porn star and we had really nasty dirty sex." "Wow," I said, "Who was the porn star?" Xmarksbreakdown looked at the floor and said "Ron Jeremy."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Xmarks Used to be addicted to bestiality with wolves but He getting better.




Xmarks is down to a pack a day.

 

[Incubus18andup]

I heard that whenever Buster has sex with people, he’d always cum in their eyes ON PURPOSE

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

I heard that whenever Buster has sex with people, he’d always cum in their eyes ON PURPOSE

Incubus18andup Is auctioning off his antique dildo "It's been in his family for years,.

 

[1069369]

I saw @BUSTERHYMAN at a show in Vegas dancing on stage in a silver and pink fairy costume.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Once tried to intimidate a mugger by saying "That's not a knife, Now, this is a knife!" and then pulled out a spork.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Motion of the Ocean once had an unexpected run-in with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.​

He just came out of nowhere..​

 

[Incubus18andup]

Buster once had a girl lick his anus and he farted and gave her pink eye

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Buster once had a girl lick his anus and he farted and gave her pink eye

How the fuck you know I

 

[dreambridger]

the poster above is my long lost cousin. We do share the same last name after all. His brother's name is Pierce and they run a cherry farm together.

 

[ZVNCHZ]

I heard dreambridger kicks his dog and doesn’t cover their mouth when they cough.