jimmy garoppolo

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How does someone as quiet as Jimmy have so much drama ??? He needs to keep his Zuchu in his pants. He is too busy with football and traveling to have a solid relationship right now. Plus the online "personalities" (insat girl, OF girl, Porn stars, etc.) will not live up to what was modeled at home for him (Italian mom and grand mothers). And he seems to have brothers who are too much in his business. They are acting up and potentially causing drama where there needs to be no drama.

I would gladly run Jimmy's fan page for him for free.....but I'm going to need shirtless pictures and short shorts.......
That's right, he magically attracts the drama.
Poor guy has had 3 years of drama professionally and in his personal/love life.
I still think a serious relationship would do him good maybe he can be himself there.

He just gives me that dad vibe and he's actually at his most relaxed when he's with kids, but don't get me wrong. He doesn't have nervous tics or stutter or have sweats.
He is the typical girly dad to me 3 girls and 1 boy.

I also think he wants the kind of relationship his parents are modeling for him. But he won't get that from the ladies he has fun with. Years ago, his mom and grandma wanted a nice Catholic Italian girl who would support him and be there for him.
His father told him to stay alone as long as possible because he will stay married for the rest of his life.
I find that statement very reprehensible... what I find strange is that he's never had a girlfriend, Jimmy said that in the interview when he came to the NFL when he was asked if the girlfriend was happy now.

He said there is no one who is happy because he has no time for a girlfriend. I think it's actually sad, maybe the partner would put the brothers in their place.
2 brothers work for him or never let him out of their sight and are always there for him.

The two brothers are not clever. I don't take a screenshot of a post with my private profile from IG and upload it unedited to the fan page. Publish photos from Raiders events that weren't even public and the participants were asked not to publish photos.

Then I ask myself if I was bullied, teased and beaten by my brother as a kid (the high school coach told me) why do I let him work for me. Jimmy himself still says when he plays badly his brothers are very hard on him.
His employed brothers are always there. In Sf he was invited to the wedding he took the brothers with him, he gave the club party the other players came with wife or girlfriend the singles were alone he took all the brothers with him. The siblings stayed out of sight. In Laa Vegas the games met to get to know each other better he took the brothers with him; they kept to themselves. It went down very well with the new team. I think he is socially awkward.

The future sister-in-law posted a video on Thanksgiving at the family game night. The brothers played with their wives as teams. Jimmy with mom and dad.
I wonder what's wrong with him or rather what he's afraid of. Do we have amateur psychiatrists here

You should run the fan page then we would have good stuff .... please only pictures in shorts without shirt with beard and chest hair.
 

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That's right, he magically attracts the drama.
Poor guy has had 3 years of drama professionally and in his personal/love life.
I still think a serious relationship would do him good maybe he can be himself there.

He just gives me that dad vibe and he's actually at his most relaxed when he's with kids, but don't get me wrong. He doesn't have nervous tics or stutter or have sweats.
He is the typical girly dad to me 3 girls and 1 boy.

I also think he wants the kind of relationship his parents are modeling for him. But he won't get that from the ladies he has fun with. Years ago, his mom and grandma wanted a nice Catholic Italian girl who would support him and be there for him.
His father told him to stay alone as long as possible because he will stay married for the rest of his life.
I find that statement very reprehensible... what I find strange is that he's never had a girlfriend, Jimmy said that in the interview when he came to the NFL when he was asked if the girlfriend was happy now.

He said there is no one who is happy because he has no time for a girlfriend. I think it's actually sad, maybe the partner would put the brothers in their place.
2 brothers work for him or never let him out of their sight and are always there for him.

The two brothers are not clever. I don't take a screenshot of a post with my private profile from IG and upload it unedited to the fan page. Publish photos from Raiders events that weren't even public and the participants were asked not to publish photos.

Then I ask myself if I was bullied, teased and beaten by my brother as a kid (the high school coach told me) why do I let him work for me. Jimmy himself still says when he plays badly his brothers are very hard on him.
His employed brothers are always there. In Sf he was invited to the wedding he took the brothers with him, he gave the club party the other players came with wife or girlfriend the singles were alone he took all the brothers with him. The siblings stayed out of sight. In Laa Vegas the games met to get to know each other better he took the brothers with him; they kept to themselves. It went down very well with the new team. I think he is socially awkward.

The future sister-in-law posted a video on Thanksgiving at the family game night. The brothers played with their wives as teams. Jimmy with mom and dad.
I wonder what's wrong with him or rather what he's afraid of. Do we have amateur psychiatrists here

You should run the fan page then we would have good stuff .... please only pictures in shorts without shirt with beard and chest hair.

If he needs a Catholic Italian girlfriend....I can be that for him. I'm not Catholic or Italian....but with the right wig and makeup.....I can make it happen.

It sounds like a Patrick Mahomes situation. For some reason Mahomes always includes his little brother. But his little brother is a trouble maker. Patrick's wife is even showing signs of trying to distance the fiesty little brother, because he is bringing embarassment to Patrick's legacy.

I'm sure Jim Jim loves his family but he can't let the brothers interfere with his professional career. The NFL is not just a game, it's a mega-corporation.

And you noticed that too. Jim Jim is great with kids. I saw him interact with them and he loves to hear what they have to say too. Sometimes the kids can't believe an adult actually wants to hear what they have to say. Jimmy gives them the opportunity.

As for his fan page, I def want his chest hair on exhibit. His chest hair is underrated. Here are some old pics of his fit daddy chest with hair.


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I hope he finds a connection and is accepted... the gossip is already very negative. He seems fragile in contrast to the others in the video.

Jimmy is a great player. I really think he needs a Type-A personality coach like Belichick. Someone who don't give a fuck. I don't think this L.A. coach (Sean McVay) is going to light a fire under any of the playes butts.

Without a crazy general barking orders, Jimmy will have to be his own general..... Sean McVay ain't it. Yes the Rams won the Super Bowl in 2022......but they weren't good enough to go back. Hiring Jimmy is not the only ingredient to win. I'm already mad at Sean and the season hasn't even statred yet.


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"Forced Pose" otherwise known as modeling?

Yes, I see what you mean now. I guess I meant his pose doesn't look natural. Some people model better than others. Jimmy is not a professional model, so he'll never do better than Naomi. And for this clothing company, that wans't the point. But still, in his photo above, his arms are way too relaxed for someone running up steps. The arms would still have to move, but the muscles would be more tense in order to control the arms.