Confucius Say

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Man ask Confucius: If a man shaves his asshole, is he gay?​

Confucius say: Man who cleans house expects a visitor.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say. . .​

. . . anal beads make crappy necklace.​

 

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Confucius say; Man who is into fisting,​

gives shitty handshakes.

 

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Confucius say Yo momma's armpits are so hairy​

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looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.​

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[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say, he who wear mask alone in car​

also wear condom alone in bed.​

 

[seventiesdemon]

Kongqiu say, Call me Confucius one more time, mean dumb cunt no use Google.

 

[AlextheRedhead]

Confucius say​

Man with both hands in pockets feels nuts

 

[MrTMT]

Confucius Says:

Men have 2 heads, one for the thinking and the other for the feeling.

Best not have them mixed up.

 

[San Clemente]

Confucius say go to bed with itchy hiney, wake up with smelly finger

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say, Yo mama so fat..​

.. She spread more than covid

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say "Better to wake up and pee​

than to pee and wake up."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say. . .​

. . . anal beads make crappy necklace.​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius Say......man who puts rooster in freezer gets stiff cock.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say Yo momma's so fat

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When she went to McDonalds they had to call Burger King for backup

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

CONFUCIUS SAY-"Copycat thread like broken Laundry iron: running out of steam. "

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius Say Squirrel who runs up woman’s' leg will not find nuts.​

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius Say Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.​

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

CONFUCIUS SAY- "Man who behave like ass will soon be the butt of those who crack jokes."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

CONFUCIUS SAY Man who puts rooster in freezer gets stiff cock.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.