We hired Timothée Chalamet!

[hzs3fg]

Okay, not really.

But we hired this guy who looks quite a bit like him. Probably not more than 130-140 lbs, head full of crazy hair, 30'ish, extremely outgoing, and just to die for.

He's unlike anyone else in this company of 150 or so and extremely distracting in meetings.

 

[BrazDude]

Oh, it’s not an escort. I was expecting you’d describe your night with the lookalike lol

 

[JD_002]

Just stare at him discreetly and don't do anything stupid.