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I see a bulge, but not a big one.
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I bet he has a nice hairy hole
Good question. Does he still claim it? anone know? Never thought he was good looking but these pics are actually damned good (especially the sweaty pit one). The dude is (was) one of the few FB pros to still wear a jockstrap...always wore a black one ... hmmm.
I'll make him feel like a virgin. All shiny and new.
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Big bulge or not I wouldn't mind going down on him. I have been patiently waiting for nudes of Tim's Tebow...
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I get hard just looking at the arms in his pics. I would rip his clothes off and go to town if I had the chance.
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I'm almost certain that Tim is gay. I go to UF and it's almost common knowledge that he is.
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Full Disclosure Here: Straight Guy. 
Just mention the name Tim Tebow and it makes me smile. How-how-how is it possible for someone to look as if they've spent 12 hours-a-day pumping iron and 12-hours-a-day praying to yield as little positive results on the athletic field? Surely it isn't through lack of effort. If God were to play a practical joke on humanity he would create an ultimate chiseled specimen with the natural athletic ability of Mortimer Snerd and call him Tim Tebow.
If Tebow were a teenager learning how to fly he would have been the ultimate Eddie Attaboy, exhaustively practicing touch-and-gos at his local airfield until sundown and his training plane nearly running out of avgas. And then he would probably taxi-in eagerly to the ramp, only to find a panicked CFI flight instructor who would tell Tebow that flaring a Cessna 172 10-feet above the runway into a full stall wasn't the optimal method of flying machine meeting terra firma. Tebow would apologize profusely and vow to practice twice as hard the following day.
And now he wants to be a baseball player. He's batting .194 and he's missed his cut-off man so badly the baseball landed in a field next door. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/09/tim-tebow-new-york-mets-practice
Why do I have this vision of Tim Tebow moving-in with Brady Quinn and the two living happily ever after?
Just mention the name Tim Tebow and it makes me smile. How-how-how is it possible for someone to look as if they've spent 12 hours-a-day pumping iron and 12-hours-a-day praying to yield as little positive results on the athletic field? Surely it isn't through lack of effort. If God were to play a practical joke on humanity he would create an ultimate chiseled specimen with the natural athletic ability of Mortimer Snerd and call him Tim Tebow.
If Tebow were a teenager learning how to fly he would have been the ultimate Eddie Attaboy, exhaustively practicing touch-and-gos at his local airfield until sundown and his training plane nearly running out of avgas. And then he would probably taxi-in eagerly to the ramp, only to find a panicked CFI flight instructor who would tell Tebow that flaring a Cessna 172 10-feet above the runway into a full stall wasn't the optimal method of flying machine meeting terra firma. Tebow would apologize profusely and vow to practice twice as hard the following day.
And now he wants to be a baseball player. He's batting .194 and he's missed his cut-off man so badly the baseball landed in a field next door. http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/09/tim-tebow-new-york-mets-practice
Why do I have this vision of Tim Tebow moving-in with Brady Quinn and the two living happily ever after?
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The only evidence is that Timmy's virginity has become one of the great running gags in sports history. Being virtuous and noble in the name of God is one thing, but Tebow has managed to keep his weenie away from some of the most luscious and desirable women imaginable.
Just think. Tim Tebow went to the University of Florida and was a quarterback in the SEC, a conference where beautiful coeds abound in every lecture hall and under every whoopee cushion. In the frigid snow of an Ohio winter there are high school guys who wack-off and dream of attending a deep south SEC school if only to get a glimpse of a babe like Katherine Webb, the hottie who married Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron.
And then there's the biological role reversal. For eons the way this procreation thing works is the female of our specie lures a male, a poor bastard who hyperventilates and pants while she plays hard-to-get. At some point-in-time she relents and they go at it and humanity carries on. In Timmy's case women, even at the rarified level of an Ex-Miss Universe, have dumped him ostensibly because a Bible was able to get him erect more easily than they could.
As he quickly closes-in on the big Three-Zero this year one could picture a high-profile Evangelical minister taking Tebow aside and whispering "are you nuts son?"
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