Politician Damian Hockney

[rekrap]

You mean I wasted my time going through every one of these posts to see the damn nude pics of this HOCKNEY dude, and there AREN'T ANY???

All that's been presented are those two TEENEY, TINY pictures, of what look like photo-shopped pants with a bulge?

This is 2008, people. Where are the clear, digital photos of this
supposed elephant man?

By GOD, I smell a FAKE.

LOL I agree with you totally. I went through pages, and pages about a guy who is ginormous, likes to show off his cock, is into 3somes and orgies. numories pleople from the site have seen it personally. yet there is not one pic to show. not even a pic of him in clothes that look real. LOL

 

[Hand_Solo]

When you get to the end of the thread, you find Admiral Ackbar waving you back, shouting, "It's a trap!"

 

[cocktaste]

These are these photos/links on page 3 of this thread. I guess you can tell he is big but nude will be best for sure

http://tinypic.com/20qve0

http://tinypic.com/20qvbb

I have just seen post by Cockrocker saying these pants are by Antony Price and then searched for Antony Price. And guess what? Antony Price talks of this guy Hockney and of his huge penis. Antony Price Home Page Then click on the section for PRESS and then page 2 of Pop Magazine! It talks about these pants and about how revelaing they are.

It asks of Antony Price. "Do you remember the guy who used to parade up and down Kings Road in these pants. The one with the third leg?" And he replies "God yes I remember him, he was a friend of Suzie Bick's who lived over the shop. He had a massive 14 inch cock that he loved to show off so these pants were perfect ETC ETC"

My english friend who I have written to of this coincidence says that there are photos of this guy for sure in circulation so I will try where all others have failed

Is that Hockney in the pix?

 

[eattom]

Yes, it is

 

[Equine74]

LOL I agree with you totally. I went through pages, and pages about a guy who is ginormous, likes to show off his cock, is into 3somes and orgies. numories pleople from the site have seen it personally. yet there is not one pic to show. not even a pic of him in clothes that look real. LOL

I agree entirely.

 

[BigRyan]

I smile at these responses and i was gonna say nothing but I just cant resist. I am from Barbados which is where this guy is also from. Well I guess he half Bajan and half English. Its funny seeing these posts in a celebrity section as he is not a celebrity just a normal guy. I join lpsg at Christmastime and as no-one was posting on this thread then I never saw it then. I only pick up on these threads recently. His family live near mine and he is known everwhere here for having monsta doggie (as we say here). One guy posting says this is 2008, where's the digital photos but just think. How many of the famous guys you talk of in this section do you have loads of photos of? The stuff they posting about with orgies and stuff is at least 10 years ago or more when there was less digital cameras less internet. I don't do orgies and stuff but I didnt think people would be happy if you took cameras and stuff. So OK let me tell you something,. This guy picked up my brother's ex girlfriend here in Barbados. On the beach when I was with her!! Now I not gonna tell you everything on a thread like this but I tell you boy, he is MAMMOTH. I see for myself. And think of this guys. Was I gonna take my camera out when he take his pants off?!! I would have LOVED to. But how? OK flame me and cuss me cos theres no photos of him hornin her but I aint have no idea how to do it. The guy is not a porn star he's a politician.


I first hear of him a few years back thru my friend that jumps in the same band as he at Cropover. Damian's cousin also have a band at Mud. They jump thru dawn from town to Spring Garden and my friend said it was in the shower on Brighton afterwards guys were going Oh Fuck Oh Christ. Thats how I hear of him and get a crush! Anyone that start taking photos there get lynch for sure. So hey guys. Lighten up. If you have a bad attitude, anyone with photos aint gonna do no posting anyhow. And send me a PM if you wanna know more and come to Barbados at Cropover end July or Xmas/Old Years and I point him out to you. If he hear I post this he will cuss me I guess. As a Bajan might say 'Yuh aks he te show yuh he doggie en yuh might get lucky'. And if you can take a nude photo good luck!! And mail me a copy

 

[Bullnob]

Just one thing as well to add to Bigryan's. From the originator of this thread. Apart from the fact that it was in your country Bigryan I first saw the guy! OK guys so you haven't seen nude photos with a great stonking erection but it's daft to flame without thinking. I've spent two years trying to get a shot and I've seen the guy in person but not spoken much, and know a lot about him. Those shots you say must be photoshopped. Well one appeared in a big UK women's magazine in the UK over 17 years ago when photoshop had not been invented and so was not being used in media work. I got a copy of the original magazine last year after hunting forever and it's an article about cock size and women's views. If you look at the original photo in the mag it is most certainly very clear and not altered. And the pants he's wearing in the shot in the mag were made for him by a famous designer who is quoted in an article on his own website in an old magazine cutting. The guy who posted recently just pointed out that he'd checked out the designer's website and the designer was talking about the guy who lived above his shop in Kings Road Chelsea as having a massive cock. Is the designer faking it? Is the magazine? Is everyone? And the club fanzine grainy shot was earlier vintage as I learned he ran clubs in 89-91. So the chance of a small club fanzine with no funds before photoshop was invented using it are, er, nil I guess! The big problem with being too certain when you don't have the facts and shouting fake and 'photoshop' is that it actually might put people off posting photos if they have them!!! Cos they will think, if I put these up of this monster people will shout 'fake' anyway. And apart from pornstars and the odd Tommy Lee type situation, where are all the photographs of other celebs or known people? So if you are not happy, just don't bother with the thread. Some of us are still trying to get shots and we KNOW he is HUGE. This guy is very intriguing and has captured a whole load of our imaginations. I'd personally be amazed if he is NOT colossal. Shouting 'fake' is not enough unless you have evidence. Now if you actually find something out let us know!

 

[scotslad20]

they 2 picture on the site have been around for a gr8 number of years i first seen them in the 90s on another web site dont no the mane of the site but it was some years ago.

 

[BigRyan]

And so they not photoshop then and is definitely he in the photos!! I just read this post and I hear my brother saying that 'the guy with the big doggie' is coming to his cousin's wedding the day after Easter!! Is fate for me I hope!!!

 

[eattom]

Well, the day after Easter is today! So tell all.

 

[nashtenguy]

Well any Brit that has seen this man in public and has heard the rumors can easily verify his GIANORMITY by taking a glance down at his well tailored trousers and seeing the baseball bat of a cock that swings against his left leg. Unbelievably it does swing massively thick and just above his knee cap. Anyone on the east end has heard of his legendary size. Many of you have seen it in public. As have I. (unfortunately concealed in trousers) He is a public figure, and has had public ambitions from early on. Thats the reason there are few photos of him. I once ate in the same restaurant facing his table and saw quite vividly under his table. That monster bulge snaked down his equisitely clad ( italian wool trouser) leg to the end of his chair and then the obvious drop off the chair. The leg of his trouser straining to support the last several inches of his MASSIVE THICK cock ending just at the knee. You could see his pant leg holding up the last several inches of a MASSIVELY thick cock just at his knee. This guy is no exaggeration. No urban legend. This man is no porn actor. That fact explains the reasons there are no photos of his naked cock. Simply a private and "proud" citizen that possibly packs the biggest cock on this planet. His clothed pics represent his place in history very well.

 

[paarmiuk]

Any one with up to date pics of this guy.would love to see ' The Bulge'.

 

[Cycleman]

Somebody post some pics!!

 

[D_wb07wb]

A friend of mine in London has told me this guy [think a politican] is hung like a horse. My mate said he reckoned it was about 13 inches...anyone on here heard anything.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

See here and here.

 

[leoboy63]

And in all the other posts, no one has been able to provide any kind of pic to prove the rumours, not even a bulge or VPL.

 

[OzBull]

Amazing coincidence this. Never saw this thread when I joined but my boyfriend and I were in the West Indies for a few weeks and we met this guy at a club called Club Xtreme on our last night. He is MASSIVE and loves wanging it out. Although he gives the impression he's straight, he clearly admired our bodies and when I went for a piss he followed and pissed as well. Stood RIGHT WAAAAAAAY back and wanged it right out. Just to show me how massive he is. I know that inches are subjective but it really really really HAD to be a foot long when it hung out from his body. I was mesmerised. Wish I'd been able to angle for a coupla shots! and I'm amazed there are no photos. Maybe its just that he tries to keep that side of his life quiet now. Or that when people see it they are totally thrown and miss the opportunity!!! He loves the attention though, boy does he love the attention. I never realised anything like that existed. What is fucking annoying is that he invited us to a party this Saturday and we couldn't change our flights

 

[Playinpitt]

And in all the other posts, no one has been able to provide any kind of pic to prove the rumours, not even a bulge or VPL.

If you don't call the pics referenced in this post (http://www.lpsg.org/1361873-post201.html) VPL, I am suddenly unsure of the definition of that term.
:biggrin1:

 

[OzBull]

Wow yep that's the guy alright. His body is much bigger now. Didn't see those pics when I checked out the thread. But there were so many fucking posts you kinda glaze over after a while! Yep Playinpitt you can pretty much see the VPL on em

If you don't call the pics referenced in this post (http://www.lpsg.org/1361873-post201.html) VPL, I am suddenly unsure of the definition of that term.
:biggrin1:

 

[Tommy9]

Can't believe that considering this guy seems to be more than happy to flash it about, that no one has taken any pics of it, everyone has a camera on their phones these days, so how come we have to view magazine pics? I'll leave this one with you guys that seem to constantly bump into this guy. But not holding my breath