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I’m a little surprised none of them ever went into porn — I’m sure they received offers
Probably because they were and still make more money from the show than porn can ever offer
 
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Ronnie’s nudes leaked. They’re on LPSG. Just search for them. Very disappointing though.

I have a theory. In short, Ronnie ruined everything!!!

So it's no secret when someone has dick pics leak they get quite a bit of attention. Something about famous (or semi-famous) dicks that just seem so much more appealing. So obviously this show was a big hit, very popular and revolving around drunk hookups so dick pics just seemed right around the corner.

All the hookups, Vinny being too big for Snookie, the shirtless thirst traps, just made it even more suspenseful waiting for someone to drop a dick pic. So when the first Jersey Shore dick finally hit the internet everyone scrambled only to find Ronnie's little dick looking all sad and pathetic.

No one really cared or made a fuss about it, setting the tone for the rest of the cast. If they see Ronnie leaked his dick and no one begged him for an Onlyfans or offered to buy his nudes in private then what motivation did they have? I think if Vinny or Pauly would have dropped a dick pic first, the reaction would have been 100x's larger and made the other guys want to show off or leak their own.

Ronnie fucked it all up.
 

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Ronnie’s nudes leaked. They’re on LPSG. Just search for them. Very disappointing though.
That’s why I said “nothing really” they’re shitty relatively low quality photos. And Ron is the one I care least to see.


Vinny, Paulie, Sitch, Ron. That’s my order.
 

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I have a theory. In short, Ronnie ruined everything!!!

So it's no secret when someone has dick pics leak they get quite a bit of attention. Something about famous (or semi-famous) dicks that just seem so much more appealing. So obviously this show was a big hit, very popular and revolving around drunk hookups so dick pics just seemed right around the corner.

All the hookups, Vinny being too big for Snookie, the shirtless thirst traps, just made it even more suspenseful waiting for someone to drop a dick pic. So when the first Jersey Shore dick finally hit the internet everyone scrambled only to find Ronnie's little dick looking all sad and pathetic.

No one really cared or made a fuss about it, setting the tone for the rest of the cast. If they see Ronnie leaked his dick and no one begged him for an Onlyfans or offered to buy his nudes in private then what motivation did they have? I think if Vinny or Pauly would have dropped a dick pic first, the reaction would have been 100x's larger and made the other guys want to show off or leak their own.

Ronnie fucked it all up.

I think I remember vinny and paulie were both approached by playgirl back in the day. And only fans had really only caught on in the last couple years in America- after the successful reboot. So they don’t need the money. Unfortunate for us, anything in the remotely near future will be from a leak, not their need to make money off nudes
 
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I think I remember vinny and paulie were both approached by playgirl back in the day. And only fans had really only caught on in the last couple years in America- after the successful reboot. So they don’t need the money. Unfortunate for us, anything in the remotely near future will be from a leak, not their need to make money off nudes

Unfortunate indeed. I’d def be down to watch Pauly fuck on camera. Or at least whip it out.