Fuck, Marry, Kill

[JJ778]

F: Benjamin Bratt
M: Michael Imperioli
K: Chris Noth

Alexander Skarsgård
Joe Manganiello
Ryan Kwanten

 

[glorificus]

F: Ryan Kwanten
M: Joe Manganiello
K: Alexander Skarsgard (after fucking him, of course)

Spartacus
Crixus
Gannicus

 

[mrmister1]

F: Gannicus
M: Spartacus
K: Crixus

Friends Characters (not the actors)
Joey Tribiani
Chandler Bing
Ross Geller

 

[Breathfromanother]

F: Joey Tribiani
M: Chandler Bing
K: Ross Geller

Hot Comedians
Jeff Dye
Josh Wolf
Mark Normand

 

[mrmister1]

F: Josh Wolf
M: Mark Normand
K: Jeff Dye

"Ugly Hot Guys"
Adam Driver
Paul Mezcal
Pete Davidson

 

[JJ778]

F: Adam Driver
M: Paul Mescal
K: Pete Davidson

Ryan Phillippe
Josh Duhamel
James Mardsen

 

[mrmister1]

F: Josh Duhamel
M: James Marsden
K: Ryan Phillippe

Dawson's Creek Heartthrobs
Kerr Smith
James Van Der Beek
Joshua Jackson

 

[glorificus]

F: Joshua Jackson
M: Kerr Smith
K: James Van Der Beek

Melrose Place Heartthrobs
Rob Estes
Grant Show
John Haymes Newton

 

[mrmister1]

F: John Haymes Newton
M: Rob Estes
K: Grant Show

US Men's Best Olympics Gymnast
Paul Hamm
Danell Leyva
Jake Dalton

 

[glorificus]

US Men's Best Olympics Gymnast
Paul Hamm
Danell Leyva
Jake Dalton

F: Danell Leyva
M: Jake Dalton
K: Paul Hamm

Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare hunks
Henry Golding
Henry Cavill
Alan Ritchson

 

[Acquar]

F: Henry Golding
M: Henry Cavill
K: Alan Ritchson

ER (tv series)
George Clooney
Goran Visnjic
Mekhi Phifer

 

[mrmister1]

F: George Clooney
M: Goran Visnjic
K: Mekhi Phifer

80's Heartthrobs
Jason Bateman
Don Johnson
John Cusack

 

[Chiguy45]

F: George Clooney
M: Goran Visnjic
K: Mekhi Phifer

80's Heartthrobs
Jason Bateman
Don Johnson
John Cusack

F Don Johnson
M Jason Bateman
K John Cusak

X-Men
Cyclops
Wolverine
Beast

 

[glorificus]

F: Non-furry Beast if that's the option, otherwise Wolverine
M: Cyclops
K: Wolverine if it's non-furry Beast, otherwise, the furry Beast

X-villains
Magneto
Juggernaut
Sabertooth

 

[bleurfeliner]

Fuck Juggernaut
Marry Magneto
Kill Sabertooth

Brazzer Straight Male Pornstars:
Johnny Sins
Charles Dera
Manuel Ferrera

 

[mrmister1]

F: Charles Dera
M: Manuel Ferrera
K: Johnny Sins

"Out" Actors
Neil Patrick Harris
Jim Parsons
Zachary Quinto

 

[glorificus]

F: Zachary Quinto
M: NPH
K: Jim Parsons

"Closeted" actors:
Henry Cavill
Jake Gyllenhaal
Hugh Jackman

 

[mrmister1]

LOL!! Closeted....

F: Hugh Jackman
M: Henry Cavill
K: Jake Gyllenhaal


King of the Hill
Jeffrey Dexter Boomhauer
Dale Gribble
Bill Dauterive

 

[KS58135]

LOL!! Closeted....

F: Hugh Jackman
M: Henry Cavill
K: Jake Gyllenhaal


King of the Hill
Jeffrey Dexter Boomhauer
Dale Gribble
Bill Dauterive

Ummm I’d never heard of them so had to look them up…. What a surprise…

I’d say that same order you’ve written F, M, K

Mine is Gary Barlow, Howard Donald, Mark Owen. Based off their 2024 look

 

[Breathfromanother]

F: Howard Donald
M: Gary Barlow
K: Mark Owen

More former UK boy band members
Duncan James
Robbie Williams
Ronan Keating