Friends don't believe having a two-hander is a thing

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Your friends are obviously not that well endowed - you should show them how it's done
My friends are not as endowed as I am. I have offered to show them how it’s done but they don’t want to. One of my friends confessed he thinks his wife cheated on him because his son is hung so much bigger than him.

I told him don’t think like that and he just got his horse cock from her side of the family
 

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Was chatting with some friends, ended up mentioning the idea of jerking off with both hands. They all thought that was crazy and couldn't imagine being able to do it! I'm not crazy right? Seemed weird that the whole group thought it was wild, is this rarer than I thought?
Yeah. I did it most of my long masturbation career, just recently have started again to use one too. And friends astonished and curious too, when chatting about that xD
 
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Yeah it can be weird having small endowed friends when these topics come up. Like going balls deep, or being too thick for quick sex, all the topics that they don't really get.
You mean all the topics they read about and or watch in porn.
 
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Was chatting with some friends, ended up mentioning the idea of jerking off with both hands. They all thought that was crazy and couldn't imagine being able to do it! I'm not crazy right? Seemed weird that the whole group thought it was wild, is this rarer than I thought?
My partner and I have been with other couples and I have seen her give double fisted handjobs. It's not common, but there are some well endowed guys out there.

Your friends are most likely sexually inexperienced. I've got one who at a party who bellowed out and scoffed at the notion that there is no such thing as friends with benefits. His wife discreetly looked at me and giggled (I was fucking his wife). There are some truly clueless people out in the world.
 

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I use 2 hands myself and never really thought much about it until I realized my length was unusually larger than average. Even if I were an inch shorter it would still be pretty uncommon, and I don't think much shorter than that would work with 2 hands (my hands are also decidedly average-sized - so not big).

So yeah - you're right to say it can be done, but they'd be right in saying it's rare!
 

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Was chatting with some friends, ended up mentioning the idea of jerking off with both hands. They all thought that was crazy and couldn't imagine being able to do it! I'm not crazy right? Seemed weird that the whole group thought it was wild, is this rarer than I thought?
As many others have said, average to smaller guys likely don't use two hands because they really can't use two hands. When masturbating I've used one hand or the other, or alternated hands, the vast majority of the time. If I want to extend my stroking time I don't use two hands and the stimulation can be too much.

I've used two hands when I want to feel the most stimulation, like it would feel inside a pussy. I've found if I flip my hands around so my thumbs are closest to me, or flip the lower hand and keep the upper hand thumbs up, it gives me the greatest amount of pleasure and quickly brings me to orgasm.

Back in the early 2000s when I had pictures on LPSG, I had one of me in a two-handed grip.
I titled it 'It takes two hands to handle a ..."
 
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You need to take a picture and show them. Although, of course, that's difficult with both hands on your dick.
But if the average dick is 5.5 to 6 inches, these guys might well not believe that double handing it is a thing.
 
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I can use both hands and not cover the head, so yeah, it is a thing. Plenty of guys here can.
same here, its extra fun when my wife uses her two hands, she can almost do three of her hands, but of course she has tiny hands she's barely 5'
 

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same here, its extra fun when my wife uses her two hands, she can almost do three of her hands, but of course she has tiny hands she's barely 5'
Three hands are really needed when I do it with my own hands and I have big hands.
 

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