Once at a friend's house, his parents were going out and asked us to clean around the house, so we went up to the spare bedroom closet where they kept the upstairs vacuum, and I grabbed a rag off a shelf and gave it to my friend. He started wiping the nightstand and asked if I had sprayed Pledge on it to clean the wood. I said no it felt kind of wet I guess it must be from when it was used last. So he wiped some more and then said come look at this. We both realized what it was and he ran to clean his hands. His dad's cum was smeared all over the nightstand in zig zagged streaks. After I cleaned my hands, I looked in the closet where I got it from and next to that spot was a plastic bag with a stack of porn magazines and a couple of vhs tapes. He was disgusted by it but I found it hilarious that he touched his dad's cum and that it was all over the table. He made me get another towel to wipe it off, but it was worked into the wood. The whole rest of the day he would freak out when I would randomly ask if his hands were still sticky.