I feel my pretty boy Caston could feature in some new public safety adverts:
Always walk after surfing and peel the wetsuit down to your waist to dry your pecs and arms in the sun
Before parking your vehicle, please check all mirrors so that you do not disturb any hot young man stripping off in the parking lot
Be aware that pink signals desirability to gay men. If you must wear a shirt in Summer, ensure it’s pink.