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Hey everyone! I go by Bard. I've been a member here for a little bit, but only recently have I begun poking my head into the forums.
I'm 30 and live in Oklahoma. I've always been a bit of a horndog with a fascination and excitement for all things muscular and phallic. I grew up pretty religious though, so only recently have I started shaking off the post-nut shame and embracing the fact that I can enjoy sex casually with a group of like minded people. And looky here, this is where I ended up.
I enjoy collecting musical instruments and enjoy learning to play them even more. I can play a number of flutes and pipes, a number of horns, and I can clunk my way through a piano piece. I enjoy grabbing old and broken instruments so I can learn how to repair them. I'm always trying to grow that collection, but it can be an expensive hobby, so I tend to find the biggest scores at garage sales during the warmer seasons.
I also love to cook. I started and at some point, the food I made was consistently better than what I could get at any local restaurants, so it ended up becoming a daily hobby. I don't get too crazy with my ingredients (my roots start in southern cooking after all), but I have a pretty wide variety of dishes I've honed over the years. Food and music are pretty much the quickest way to charm my pants off.
Speaking of my pants being off... I'm a gay man in a hellishly conservative area, so you can already imagine some of the kinks I have. If you wear a bald eagle on your shirt and call me a slur, I might just swoon. Jokes aside, I love guys in underwear. My only access to male porn when I was young was the underwear aisle at WalMart, so those bulges carried me. I've also enjoyed a lot of anonymous public hookups, which have always been fun. Recently I've leaned in to my feminine side and explored crossdressing. That unlocked a whole new something in me, haha. I love a guy with a mustache. Those 70s porn mustaches are like a slice of heaven for me. I also have my fair share of daddy issues, so I've always been into older men. I'm always looking to try new things and I am always having fantasies that lead to new interests. It's always safe to ask me what I'm thinking on any particular day.
Well, that's me. Was that too much for a self-introduction on a horny website? Probably. But I am nothing if not verbose!
Good to meet you all
I'm 30 and live in Oklahoma. I've always been a bit of a horndog with a fascination and excitement for all things muscular and phallic. I grew up pretty religious though, so only recently have I started shaking off the post-nut shame and embracing the fact that I can enjoy sex casually with a group of like minded people. And looky here, this is where I ended up.
I enjoy collecting musical instruments and enjoy learning to play them even more. I can play a number of flutes and pipes, a number of horns, and I can clunk my way through a piano piece. I enjoy grabbing old and broken instruments so I can learn how to repair them. I'm always trying to grow that collection, but it can be an expensive hobby, so I tend to find the biggest scores at garage sales during the warmer seasons.
I also love to cook. I started and at some point, the food I made was consistently better than what I could get at any local restaurants, so it ended up becoming a daily hobby. I don't get too crazy with my ingredients (my roots start in southern cooking after all), but I have a pretty wide variety of dishes I've honed over the years. Food and music are pretty much the quickest way to charm my pants off.
Speaking of my pants being off... I'm a gay man in a hellishly conservative area, so you can already imagine some of the kinks I have. If you wear a bald eagle on your shirt and call me a slur, I might just swoon. Jokes aside, I love guys in underwear. My only access to male porn when I was young was the underwear aisle at WalMart, so those bulges carried me. I've also enjoyed a lot of anonymous public hookups, which have always been fun. Recently I've leaned in to my feminine side and explored crossdressing. That unlocked a whole new something in me, haha. I love a guy with a mustache. Those 70s porn mustaches are like a slice of heaven for me. I also have my fair share of daddy issues, so I've always been into older men. I'm always looking to try new things and I am always having fantasies that lead to new interests. It's always safe to ask me what I'm thinking on any particular day.
Well, that's me. Was that too much for a self-introduction on a horny website? Probably. But I am nothing if not verbose!
Good to meet you all
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