Aiming for the side of the toilet bowl?

[OscarM]

At work I have to be careful where I aim in urinal because it really splashes! If i don't, I get a ton of splashmarks on my inner thighs -- gross! Splatter happens and it's fine at home but the thought of a possibly everyone else's piss on me is kinda gross.

At a friend's/relative's place I don't think I care as much about the noise as I did before -- I'd rather concentrate on making less of a mess (which usually means aim for the middle)

 

[hd4me2]

I don't think the orientation makes a difference with the splash. The spray has more to do with velocity and volume. I have a dark green tiled bathroom floor. The spray shows up very clearly on it no matter if I aim for the bowl or the water, but more so from a "really have to piss" event.

I'm not the least embarrassed by the sound. And my wife can be just as noisy. Not crazy about parking my ass on a cold toilet seat to take a piss, especially in the middle of the night!

 

[rbkwp]

Just an 'insider' tidbit, a girl friend (note the space) of mine admitted that she puts some toilet tissue in the bowl beforehand to keep the silence.


ha
always used that method for the Major event
couldn't be bothered for the minor tho?

 

[catman]

Was at a friends house and noticed a small flashlight on the vanity- I had to ask what it was for- he said to aim in the middle of the night...to aim? to pee...

I thought every guy just did the foot tap test to make sure it was there and listen for the sound? if you hear it hitting tile- auto correct!!!

as to foreskin- nothing worse than having to piss....alot and not getting the skin back in time and spraying...ugh...once soaked one of those damn cloth toilet seat covers...but was too busy pissing to stop (the joys of aging)

 

[swedish fish88]

My roommates a girl, and I always do this.

 

[D_Upsy_Daisy]

I'm on my feet enough. I enjoy the sit down!

 

[EllieP]

This is an hilarious thread! I love reading about it. I know when Cap stands and when he sits. I don't have to clean up after him when he sits.

 

[citr]

I aim for whatever seems like it will cause the least splashing. Because ew.

 

[Atchafalaya]

Gentlemen, stand close to the bowl; over it in fact and aim straight down. There is little splash back, but obviously there is the sound of the urine stream entering the water. There is far more splash if the stream hits the surface at an angle or the side of the toilet bowl. Everyone has to take a leak so I don't concern myself with my noisy stream or someone else's. No sprinkle when I tinkle; the rim of the bowl is clean

 

[unzipped]

aim for the middle and make a loud manly big dicked splashy sound

 

[achillesx]

I heard if you cut off your penis it makes it easier to pee sitting down... Are ya'll really ashamed of the sound of your pee? Only time I sit down is at night, because turning on the light hurts my eyes, and sometimes I get unsuspected DOMs in my legs after training, so when I'm waking up at night, I just collapse back down on the seat.

All other times I aim directly for the waterline (meniscus for you chemists ) in the back of the bowl. Gotta go striaight and dead center to make the most noise!

 

[FlyFrontBriefs]

I aim for the water. Less splash back and if there is some, it's most likely water and not piss. Aiming for the porcelain means that piss flys everywhere. The loud piss sound is great too.