senor rubirosa

"I allus speak of you with superlatives.
You have the worst sense of humour I've ever encountered."

OK class lets start over...
I am going to assume allus was a typo? you meant alas? OK good.
You speak of me with "superlatives" meaning of highest quality or of degree.. Or do you mean in this case with highest respect?
And the second part, with your humble opinion of my dynamic humor, and this from one whose humor as far as I have seen consists of a outburst amounting to HAHA awhile back, is a way of telling me that you are still shaking your head and might have to ask someone else for an opinion about me because you are currently gobsmacked with brows furled?

Am I right? huh huh?

Then what are you trying to say?

Did you just mean to hit me down like that or are you trying to say something, RubiMeanster?

Very good at this end too!!

Hola senor....hope all is well

I am! Isn't that incredible!?

That's why I like you Rubi! You're a neverending source of ______

Rubi, Rubi, Rubi!!!

*hugs*

Hey, Butterfingers. Lay off the lube, will ya?

If RubiMeister is the normal appellation.. Then if one is smitten by you then would one be under a RubiMeisterism or struck by a RubiMeisterlick? Or... or... man I can go on for days with this one....