About Me
- About Scrufuss
- Biography
- Can be very neurotic, and from a left field all my own..
- Location
- Here
- Interests
- Lifting, MMA, Renovating houses (flippin), Sci-Fi, Astronomy, contributing to the chaos theory
- Occupation
- To make you wonder if I should be taking any medication or not..
- Gender
- Male
- Sexual Orientation
- 100% Gay, 0% Straight
- Languages Spoken
- English of a type. It gets the point across.
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- To feel what I say and speak from the heart, is to tell the truth.
To think about what I say and speak from the head, is to tell a lie.
~ Ya just a wad a schnoodle noodle.
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Posted in Personal
After writing what turned out to be a lengthy post in first time saw touched pussy, or whatever I thought it would make a good blogism to write out.. So here it is here and there...
I was 17, she was 21. it was 1982. She was a hot blond/blue nymphomaniac. All the guys wanted her, she wanted me, I wanted a select few of the guys around her... She came on to me strong and hard and never let up. I finally couldn't say no or else they might wonder about me and think I was gay, god forbid....
I was 17, she was 21. it was 1982. She was a hot blond/blue nymphomaniac. All the guys wanted her, she wanted me, I wanted a select few of the guys around her... She came on to me strong and hard and never let up. I finally couldn't say no or else they might wonder about me and think I was gay, god forbid....
Posted in Personal
There are times when I get myself into a corner and I do not now how to get myself out; to show sincere regret is hard enough but at the risk of it being ridiculed makes me clam up. 
I should apologize and ask that we start over, but he has nothing to gain if he does and nothing to loose if he does not.. 
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I should apologize and ask that we start over, but he has nothing to gain if he does and nothing to loose if he does not.. ...
Posted in Personal
1. Don't worry about knowing people just make yourself worth knowing.
2. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
3. If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.
4. True friends have hearts that beat as one.
5. If you cannot think of any nice things to say about your friends, then you have the wrong friends.
6. Make friends before you need them.
7. If you were another person, would you like to...
2. Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
3. If you can buy a person's friendship, it is not worth it.
4. True friends have hearts that beat as one.
5. If you cannot think of any nice things to say about your friends, then you have the wrong friends.
6. Make friends before you need them.
7. If you were another person, would you like to...
Posted in Joke
When you are sad,
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking retard who made you sad.
When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick,
I will hold your hair...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking retard who made you sad.
When you are scared,
I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,
I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick,
I will hold your hair...
Posted in Uncategorized
Old Age, I decided, is a gift.
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long.
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter...
I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long.
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter...
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