About Me
- About Pecker
- Biography
- Pull my finger!
- Location
- Down where the South begins.
- Interests
- NASCAR #88, baseball, LPSG
- Occupation
- Retired
- Gender
- Male
- Sexual Orientation
- 100% Straight, 0% Gay
- Languages Spoken
- Merkin, Texan, some English
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Signature
- Today's The Onion headline:
Scott Bakula Jumps Into McCain's Body Just Before Election
- Today's The Onion headline:





