Maybe too blonde for me....

(and I wouldn't know about that - I haven't seen your bod *hint hint* )

Listen Pig, I have a much better Bod than him - don't you think he looks a bit oddly put together? Besides - he's too old for you - oops hang on

You may have some reason to be arrogant, but Rutger Hauer you are not!

Someone's underpants are too tight.

I'm arrogant enough to have rewritten it.

You've got one 'the' too many in your sig line, my friend

http://new.wavlist.com/movies/272/blrn-tears.wav

One of my favourite movie quotes too

Oink!

Yo, Pig. Greetings from the very far side of the landmass.

No no

Happy landings, bach.

Is there an echo where you live?

Off to the airport.

Be good.

I know - I know

That's what they all say