ManlyBanisters

Listen Pig, I have a much better Bod than him - don't you think he looks a bit oddly put together? Besides - he's too old for you - oops hang on

Someone's underpants are too tight.

I'm arrogant enough to have rewritten it.

Has the possiblity that men are as fed up with you and women like you ever entered that shallow self serving brain of yours..opps ..that would require thought outside of your own selfisness and preconceptions... nevermind;)

Foursome? I thought we were all the way up to 8.

~~antennae perk up~~

"Foursome?" I'd like to submit an application. Would you like to see my credentials?

No one. You can trust me on that. I'm not that kind of guy anymore.

Sounds so confusing - so many possibilities and permutations...

Threesome? What's this world coming to???

pic for pic?