dumbcow

A five-penny piece!





And for some reason, it made me ecstatic






Now what can five pennies buy these days?











Maybe I'll buy a few tiny sweets















Or maybe I'll give it to a charity





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As some of you know, I've just gone two weeks without seeing a computer.
When I came back home and prepared to log onto LPSG and participate in the usual banter...

*He was banned*
~She has left~
/Obama is best\
|Rate my chest|

Maybe it was the tiresome few days, the glass of wine, the warm sun or the loss of time....

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And it feels good

At least I think it feels good...

Unrequited? I'm not sure yet...

To go for it or not to go for it, 'tis the question.
What's there to lose? A good friend...



Hmmmm.....



I'll update sometime.

As some of you may know, I couldn't get a jar to open, see here - [Link]



I OPENED IT!

No longer am I reduced to mixing tuna with cheese!

And having hooves instead of opposable thumbs was no problem for this cow!


I heated it up under the hot tap, and then tapped it along the counter top and kept twisting with a cloth and it opened! Yay
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I couldn't open that stupid jar of pasta sauce. I tried everything. Hot water, ice, knives, spoons, dancing chickens - the works!



I had nothing exept tuna and cheese to put on my spaghetti and I live ten billion miles away from any shops.


Now my new enemy is sitting in my cupboard ready to strike once again. Just sitting there, staring coldly at me (If jars can stare).





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