Sestertius Society

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* Sob * ...no one understands me...

Ever the sesquipedalian, I wander again into this rampart of loquacious redivivus. Alas! My journey here proves sisyphean. Perhaps I should alternatively pursue omphaloskepsis?

Aaahhh.... paraonomasia is a particular passion of mine. Much of the time it lies otiant, pending outlet. The incunabula of this particular societal scheme might grant me axenic expression. Fo' shizzle, ma nizzle.

A satisfactory salutatory offering, NP.

Fortified only with a rank sudarium, and shivering lest I encounter a precipitous attack of lithologica, I scribe my first -- and faintly pejorative -- posting within these portals. My fingers shrink from the keyboard not, as one may commonly suppose, due to any hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, but purely due to lingering haptodysphoria.

Having never previously encountered the word sestertius I initially balked. However, since I never was one for willful ignorance I looked up the meaning. Armed with new information, I now have nothing to cause me to hesitate. I'm in! Thanks for the invitation.

I'm going to learn so many new words from you people!

that cunt No_Strings kicked me out of FAG.

asshole.

Though I fear accipitrine attacks from Hazelledawg, and the likely entry of an agravic insubstantiality in our deliberations ... I expect our verbal pygmachy to prove productive of a near-cantative delight, fo' sho'.