Random thoughts

I think I have a pimple behind my ear.

...and the bidding starts at $100. Do I hear $110?

and dementia sets in....

I like basketball.

Miss Lippy's car....is green.

London, England is usually colder than southern California.

i wanna be a stewardess when i grow up.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

A fly landing on an aircraft carrier causes him to sink in a little deeper.

Einstein had an abnormally high concentration of fat cells in his brain, which leads neurologists to believe fat in the brain is related to intelligence. So next time someone calls you a fat head, say thank you.

My cat is in heat again, and keeps trying to hump my hand

My mommy tells me not to talk to strangers.