Hey everyone! Tobias is here. He came into town Thursday evening, and everything has been spectacular. He's everything I had hoped for and more. We haven't done anything super exciting since his arrival... I've taken him on a sight-seeing excursion, and we've tried a few restaurants, etc... but that's pretty much it. I'll try to snag a picture of him to post on here so everyone can see what he looks like. He's a cutie! Long brown hair, vibrant blue eyes, soft, fair skin, dimples,...

TattooedMamaMeg

Slight rant, but this is a blog so fuck it -

Earlier I had a phone conversation with a friend who closed several statements about candidates and modern politics with "and I'm not the only who thinks so", which left me few choices for a response - basically, "who gives a fuck?", "and", or silence.

The first caught me off guard and was met by silence. For the rest, I chose "and", yet no further evidence was offered, apparently, that...

ChockoKittie

Most guys dream about threesomes. I'm quickly reminded if a Wanda Sykes joke in which she finds this common wish amusing
, seeing as how most men would have a hard enough time pleasing one woman in bed. "Do you really want two women in bed mad at you?"

I digress. It's what I do.

I apparently don't have this problem. My threesome dream came true a few weeks ago when my... for lack of a better term, "fuck-friend" was showing off my pics to a few...

lcrm357

But if you will now allow me to tell you a true compliment of myself, I do not think that the romantic platitude of being unlucky in love is actually my fault. Bear with my self-defense... I think a lot of it lies in the myrmidon women I strangely end up with. If not them, I find frightened chickens who run at the sight of life.

Anyway, I have noticed in my loving observations of this particular romantic (myself) that the well of his untold inner fortitude for chasing and running...

TarzanKingOfMars

surely many of you have been in college locker rooms. what do you see? smooth or not? I want to know.

shaved ray