So about ten minutes ago Ms. Katherine Phillips of the UT SA department of financial aide decides to FINALLY give a ring.

I snatch the phone up, "Hello?"

"<insert my name?>"

"Yes Ma'am?" (sometimes im polite when i can smell money)

"Hi this is Ms Phillips. It seems your dad makes too much money and you don't qualify for aide. His social security is too high."

"... What The Fuck...

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