`She is my best friend, my only friend and I have screwed her every which way. I am sewage'
Sunday May 9, 1999
I'm sitting with Bridget and I can't believe what I've done. That's not an idle phrase. I literally cannot believe what I've done… what I'm doing… you see I'm not actually sitting with Bridget, I'm sitting near her. She's unconscious and I'm half drunk.
It started when Bridget announced she was in love. This doesn't happen often. Her affection is fierce and beautiful...

Yorkie

So the Budget has come and gone as predicted. Much as we might have predicted the Chancellor did absolutely nothing for single people on relatively low incomes such as myself, who've historically borne a disproportionate share of the tax burden. There's a surprise! In the main we might say that it was a fairly mundane affair - at least to those who slept through it and I'm assured plenty of MP's did just that.

For those who had one ear open though, there was plenty to catch out the...

Adrian69702006

This post was inspired by a thread started by LPSG member Chick&2DicksUK that can be found here. I posted this content orignally in that thread, and have modified it for clarity and content for this posting.

A long time ago, I was spending the weekend with a couple of good friends - D & A - at D's house. His mom worked very late, and we were alone with his slightly older sister (who had a crush on me) for most of the evening and into the night - so D invited his girlfriend...

Throwaway_Evil

Free of more pain, that is.
Just got back from the oral surgeon, with a momentary stop @ the Drugstore to pick up some Tylenol with codeine @$0.68

Had the bottom molar, #20 extracted with just a wee bit of laughing gas and some novacaine to ease everything off, and man, it feels better now the sumbitch is no longer killing me.

On top of that, he contradicted what another shithead dentist said, and told me I was an ideal candidate for dental implants.
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MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK