I invited the girl I like from work to my birthday party. I get along great with her and I'm so nervous to have her there but it's the only way that I can see for her to witness me as I am outside of work. I could ask her out directly but I enjoy our shifts together, rare they may be, and I really don't want a bad date or a denial to ruin that.

I've never been great at asking girls out. I'm pretty confident on a date and for those things that come afterwards ;) but it's the opening...

So, the federal government finally gave up my Income tax check, and man o' man, you're lookin' @ one happy hung fella.

Not because it finally got here, but because in all my yrs working, I never got an income tax check worth $1,000 and then some.

Most yrs I been settling for flyshit to the tune of anywhere from $500.00 to $800.00
Tho, in the last five or six yrs the State of NJ scarfed up one or two to pay back my overpayment to SSI. Wasn't fair, since they gave...

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Be well and take care.

We meet on the eastern edge of Hollywood, in a little-known section of town called Silverlake, AKA the Swish Alps. The name of the restaurant is "Good" and they have a selection of over 300 beers.

IknowKK pulls up in a Lincoln Continenal (I think) and parks without mishap. She is a a petite gal with blue, blue eyes, a really pretty face and munchkin hands that flutter as she talks.

We discuss her recent (and only) speeding ticket, the weather, and our mutual...