The kind of thoughts and stories I'm not about to go posting in my LiveJournal or MySpace. My family might read that stuff, ya know.
I'm apparently losing one of my assets...
Posted 08-27-2008 at 01:58 AM by lcrm357
...namely my ass. Most of the girls I've been with compliment me on my apparent bubble butt, (besides the other thing, of course) and a couple of them have strictly forbidden me to lose it.
I've not eaten as much lately, and been working out a bit more, so I've lost quite a bit of flab and weight. I was permitted to do side bends and sit-ups, as long as I didn't lose that butt. No such luck I suppose. I thought my pants were fitting rather loosely.
I hope they won't be too mad at me. :/
I've not eaten as much lately, and been working out a bit more, so I've lost quite a bit of flab and weight. I was permitted to do side bends and sit-ups, as long as I didn't lose that butt. No such luck I suppose. I thought my pants were fitting rather loosely.
I hope they won't be too mad at me. :/
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ah yes the dredded no ass syndrome..let me guess you are getting a bit older..i miss my butt also...be glad you still have your wanker..it may go next...hahaPosted 08-27-2008 at 02:19 PM by CALAMBO
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I am dreading the day when I lose my ass. At 34, it's the only thing I've got left that really still makes me feel sexy.
I've talked to men who work out before that had NO ass, and wanted one... and they tell me that no amount of exercising will make your ass bigger. I guess it's genetics and age.
Well, anyway....I say.... celebrate your ass while you still have it! Cheers to your ass.Posted 08-27-2008 at 09:22 PM by sweetpetite -
I think most of this ass loss is attributed to my sudden weight loss, since that's one of the major fat storage areas. (if the Lipozene commercials are to be believed.) I'm actually starting to burn off some of the body fat I've had on me since I was 14.
I'm only 28. I haven't developed that many middle-aged white guy traits yet.Posted 08-28-2008 at 06:50 PM by lcrm357
