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What are hot dads called?
Posted 02-14-2008 at 10:17 PM by IanTheTall
Today, while having a late lunch with a friend, a friend asked me an odd question. Though admittedly not as odd as some questions I've been asked on-line. The conversation went a little like this:
Him: I've got a question that I think you might be able to answer. [I nod.] You know what a MILF is?
Me: Yea, Cheri. [My girlfriend and mother of our (my) son and next child.]
Him: OK. [Looks at me like, "Dude, I'm gay. Why are you telling me that."] Though it sounds stupid and probably never caught on because of it, you know what a DILF would be.
Me: Sam. [My boyfriend and father of our next child.]
Him: No kidding. [Turns beet red.]
Me: [Smile! How totally cute. Can a 38 year old stud be adorable? YEA!!!]
Him: HMMM!! Sorry...
Me: You were saying...
Him: [Turns redder] I'm not sure... I know you've been called what ever the term is... Dad I'd like to get fucked by? ...
Me: ... No one ever calls me anything when their mouth is occupied.
Him: [choke ... cough ... ginger ail comes out of his nose]
Me: [LOL] SORRY!!!
After that, I never did answer his question. Now I'm asking here because I have no idea if there is a term for, "dad I'd like to get fucked by."
BTW ginger ail coming out of ones nose seemed to be painful, since it made my friend cry. Though, I would guess it is not as bad as a screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) and not nearly as embarrassing as red wine, while wearing a very white shirt.
Him: I've got a question that I think you might be able to answer. [I nod.] You know what a MILF is?
Me: Yea, Cheri. [My girlfriend and mother of our (my) son and next child.]
Him: OK. [Looks at me like, "Dude, I'm gay. Why are you telling me that."] Though it sounds stupid and probably never caught on because of it, you know what a DILF would be.
Me: Sam. [My boyfriend and father of our next child.]
Him: No kidding. [Turns beet red.]
Me: [Smile! How totally cute. Can a 38 year old stud be adorable? YEA!!!]
Him: HMMM!! Sorry...
Me: You were saying...
Him: [Turns redder] I'm not sure... I know you've been called what ever the term is... Dad I'd like to get fucked by? ...
Me: ... No one ever calls me anything when their mouth is occupied.
Him: [choke ... cough ... ginger ail comes out of his nose]
Me: [LOL] SORRY!!!
After that, I never did answer his question. Now I'm asking here because I have no idea if there is a term for, "dad I'd like to get fucked by."
BTW ginger ail coming out of ones nose seemed to be painful, since it made my friend cry. Though, I would guess it is not as bad as a screwdriver (orange juice and vodka) and not nearly as embarrassing as red wine, while wearing a very white shirt.
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 |  FILF or DILF |
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| | ...lucky stiffs |
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| |  Daddy! cigarbabe  |
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| |  Dad I'd Like to get Fucked By= Chris Meloni. I think that's the Urban Dictionary term for it. |
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| | I'd go for FILIN (Father I'd Like In Me) or DILUM (Dad I'd Like Up Me). Or some other permutation of the two. Not quite as short and sharp as MILF/DILF but at least they produce a pronounceable acronym. Beats DILTGFB. |
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| | Of course there is a term for "Dad I'd Like To Get Fucked By". Its "ITT" which stands for Ian The Tall. <g> |
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