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			<title>Huge Huge Huge Swimwear Sale</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/heman69/huge-huge-huge-swimwear-sale-1056/</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 19:19:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>HEy all a little wile back i was looking for soem underwear that would be sexy  but still keep my penis from falling out of them.  I told u  guys about the company heswimwear.com that make custom suits.  Ill I bought company and are hooking all u guys with big penis a HUGE 45% savign off entire site.  just type in promo code  PCT1052008
 
let me know what u guys think,  the prodcut is confortable and men and women will love to see u in it and love to take out out of it :)
 
Thanks for the support guys</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>HEy all a little wile back i was looking for soem underwear that would be sexy  but still keep my penis from falling out of them.  I told u  guys about the company heswimwear.com that make custom suits.  Ill I bought company and are hooking all u guys with big penis a HUGE 45% savign off entire site.  just type in promo code  PCT1052008<br />
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let me know what u guys think,  the prodcut is confortable and men and women will love to see u in it and love to take out out of it :)<br />
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Thanks for the support guys</div>

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			<dc:creator>HEMAN69</dc:creator>
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			<title>sex life update</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/feelthegirth/sex-life-update-1055/</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 15:23:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I've been single again for a few weeks now. I decided Velma wasn't the one for me after all, and really wish I hadn't told Daphne I wasn't interested any more - she was really petite and I would have loved to have filled her up!
Anyway, I got back in touch with her to see if she was interested. She wasn't.

Any slim intelligent blonde girls in the London area fancy meeting up?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I've been single again for a few weeks now. I decided Velma wasn't the one for me after all, and really wish I hadn't told Daphne I wasn't interested any more - she was really petite and I would have loved to have filled her up!<br />
Anyway, I got back in touch with her to see if she was interested. She wasn't.<br />
<br />
Any slim intelligent blonde girls in the London area fancy meeting up?</div>

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			<dc:creator>feelthegirth</dc:creator>
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			<title>LPSG trolls- good for who or what alienates you</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/massivepkgo_chuck/lpsg-trolls-good-who-what-1054/</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 14:50:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[*Clears Throat*
**Ahem** 
 
I'd like to say right off the bat that I mean no harm to anyone specifically. However there is going to be a reckoning over the trolls & their bullshit.
 
Over the course of two months, some members whom I considered/still do consider valuable friends have said their farewells here, all claiming to been jaded by the trolls and their malacious verbal attacks.
But, how much stock do we put into actually and effectively making these idiots pay? From my perspective, None, Nada, Niente, zip zero, zilch, bupkus.
 
Ok. Fine. Trolls, you want to step into it, it's going to get cleaned off by me. 
 
This is how it's gonna be with the trolls:
 
*_This shit _*
*_no longer is tolerated willingly.:mad::mad::mad:_*
 
 
:rant: Fucking Goddamn it, you trolls are due for a rude awakening, 'cause this jersey boy has had his fill of your bullshit for the last time.
Anytime I see my friends getting picked on, berated, insulted, etcetera,etcetera, I'm going to the mods and/or Rob E, and going to keep reporting your asses till somethings done.
This boy is now the biggest billy goat gruff, and is planning to send your hides into orbit if you screw around with people who don't deserve the kind of harassment you dish out.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>*Clears Throat*<br />
**Ahem** <br />
 <br />
I'd like to say right off the bat that I mean no harm to anyone specifically. However there is going to be a reckoning over the trolls &amp; their bullshit.<br />
 <br />
Over the course of two months, some members whom I considered/still do consider valuable friends have said their farewells here, all claiming to been jaded by the trolls and their malacious verbal attacks.<br />
But, how much stock do we put into actually and effectively making these idiots pay? From my perspective, None, Nada, Niente, zip zero, zilch, bupkus.<br />
 <br />
Ok. Fine. Trolls, you want to step into it, it's going to get cleaned off by me. <br />
 <br />
This is how it's gonna be with the trolls:<br />
 <br />
<div align="center"><b><i><u><font size="7"><font color="red">This shit </font></font></u></i></b></div><div align="left"><b><i><u><font size="7"><font color="#ff0000">no longer is tolerated willingly.:mad::mad::mad:</font></font></u></i></b></div> <br />
 <br />
<div align="left"><font size="2"><font color="#000000">:rant: Fucking Goddamn it, you trolls are due for a rude awakening, 'cause this jersey boy has had his fill of your bullshit for the last time.</font></font><br />
<font size="2"><font color="#000000">Anytime I see my friends getting picked on, berated, insulted, etcetera,etcetera, I'm going to the mods and/or Rob E, and going to keep reporting your asses till somethings done.</font></font><br />
<font size="2"><font color="#000000">This boy is now the biggest billy goat gruff, and is planning to send your hides into orbit if you screw around with people who don't deserve the kind of harassment you dish out.</font></font></div></div>

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			<dc:creator>MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK</dc:creator>
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			<title>Am I too small?</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/david7489/am-i-too-small-1053/</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 21:49:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I would like to know honest opinions.Attachment 94 (http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/94-who-here-is-not-hung-len_in.gif)
 
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			<title>I can feel THAT!</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/throwaway_evil/i-can-feel-that-1052/</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 17:48:45 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I once dated a girl I'll call "A" who was a couple years older than I was. The relationship was based purely on lust and sex - we never went anywhere really, except to have a private place to make out, and the rest of our interactions consisted of phone sex. "A" came over to my apartment one day and I locked my sister out of our shared/divided room. We started fooling around like usual...

At one point, she got on top of me - this was new. We started dry humping, I undid her bra, and she took off her shirt. "A" had probably the nicest breasts of any girl I ever dated. They were nicely shaped, with a little upturn at the end, and relatively large for her size (she was really thin with a C Cup).

While she was gyrating on top of me through our clothes she looked down at me and said "I can feel THAT!" and started grinding really hard. After a while, she stopped, dismounted and looked down at my jeans, then started undoing them and pulled them down, along with my bikinis. (Yes, there once was a time when I wore bikinis. At this time, I was in denial that I could fit in them, but my junk would hang out on every side. I finally realized that I was too large though, I just couldn't fit in them, so I had to change to boxers.)

Anyhow, since "A" was doing the depansting my cock pretty much gracelessly flopped out, and when it landed she grabbed it. Now, "A" had held and rubbed me before, and said repeatedly that I was big, but she had never actually seen my package before. She looked at it and said, "Oh my god, you're massive!" and just held it for a while. I just sat there pulsing and expecting her to do something, anything, but she just held it for what seemed like forever.

Eventually (really probably after about 30 seconds) she calmly said, "I want it." I got up and grabbed a condom. She was undressed by the time I got back to the bed and she rode me really hard - probably the hardest grinder that I've ever had. I also found out that she was a moaner, but didn't think to cover her mouth so others wouldn't hear - I was too busy playing with her beautiful tits. She continued to ride me until I came - and I waited until after she had an orgasm. After I came (and maybe she did too - if she wasn't faking), we just laid there in my bed for a while, "A" resting her head on my chest.

Two days later, "A" broke up with me and told all the girls in her circle of friends in our shared class about her experience. (Which I guess was positive, since I went on to get a few dates from within that group of friends.)

The afternoon that "A" broke up with me, my sister's best friend "C" (who also happened to be my ex-girlfriend) came over. My sister decided to take a nap, and instead of leaving "C" decided to stay and watch some TV. Even though "C" and I had dated and broken up several times, we remained friends, so it wasn't unusual for her to just hang out with me.

So, we were sitting there watching the tube, and she leaned over and kissed me. I kissed her back, and it was very nice. It was familiar - comfortable, not nervous but passionate. She got on top of me, and we were off - really heavily making out. At some point we decided to quietly sneak past my napping sister and go over to my side of the room. 

So you'll be able to picture the situation better, the room was really big - like 25 feet by 15, and was divided down the middle by bookcases, with a doorway-sized opening at one end. I couldn't see into my sister's side of the room and vice-versa, but it was open above the bookcases, so you could hear what was going on on the other side.

Anyway, one thing led to another with "C" and she reached down into my pants and started giving me a hand job, while my sister slept not 20 feet away. Actually, at one point, my sister woke up and started talking to "C" across the room, and she kept on jerking me off under the covers - and I don't think my sister ever knew.

My sister eventually went back to sleep, and "C" got under the covers and started giving me a blow job. It didn't last very long though, and we were cut short. Later that night, "C" said that she was really sorry, that she wished that she had been able to make me cum. She thought that it was her fault that I hadn't, that she wasn't sexy enough, or that she had been doing something wrong - which I assured her she wasn't.

In fact, since I wasn't attached to "A" anymore, "C" and I started dating again - for like the fourth or fifth time. Of course, it didn't last, but "C" and I had a bunch of good times together.

At the end of the day, while I felt a bit used by "A" over the whole episode, I felt like quite the  stud getting busy with two girls in three days. The latter feeling outweighed the former.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I once dated a girl I'll call &quot;A&quot; who was a couple years older than I was. The relationship was based purely on lust and sex - we never went anywhere really, except to have a private place to make out, and the rest of our interactions consisted of phone sex. &quot;A&quot; came over to my apartment one day and I locked my sister out of our shared/divided room. We started fooling around like usual...<br />
<br />
At one point, she got on top of me - this was new. We started dry humping, I undid her bra, and she took off her shirt. &quot;A&quot; had probably the nicest breasts of any girl I ever dated. They were nicely shaped, with a little upturn at the end, and relatively large for her size (she was really thin with a C Cup).<br />
<br />
While she was gyrating on top of me through our clothes she looked down at me and said &quot;I can feel THAT!&quot; and started grinding really hard. After a while, she stopped, dismounted and looked down at my jeans, then started undoing them and pulled them down, along with my bikinis. (Yes, there once was a time when I wore bikinis. At this time, I was in denial that I could fit in them, but my junk would hang out on every side. I finally realized that I was too large though, I just couldn't fit in them, so I had to change to boxers.)<br />
<br />
Anyhow, since &quot;A&quot; was doing the depansting my cock pretty much gracelessly flopped out, and when it landed she grabbed it. Now, &quot;A&quot; had held and rubbed me before, and said repeatedly that I was big, but she had never actually seen my package before. She looked at it and said, &quot;Oh my god, you're massive!&quot; and just held it for a while. I just sat there pulsing and expecting her to do something, anything, but she just held it for what seemed like forever.<br />
<br />
Eventually (really probably after about 30 seconds) she calmly said, &quot;I want it.&quot; I got up and grabbed a condom. She was undressed by the time I got back to the bed and she rode me really hard - probably the hardest grinder that I've ever had. I also found out that she was a moaner, but didn't think to cover her mouth so others wouldn't hear - I was too busy playing with her beautiful tits. She continued to ride me until I came - and I waited until after she had an orgasm. After I came (and maybe she did too - if she wasn't faking), we just laid there in my bed for a while, &quot;A&quot; resting her head on my chest.<br />
<br />
Two days later, &quot;A&quot; broke up with me and told all the girls in her circle of friends in our shared class about her experience. (Which I guess was positive, since I went on to get a few dates from within that group of friends.)<br />
<br />
The afternoon that &quot;A&quot; broke up with me, my sister's best friend &quot;C&quot; (who also happened to be my ex-girlfriend) came over. My sister decided to take a nap, and instead of leaving &quot;C&quot; decided to stay and watch some TV. Even though &quot;C&quot; and I had dated and broken up several times, we remained friends, so it wasn't unusual for her to just hang out with me.<br />
<br />
So, we were sitting there watching the tube, and she leaned over and kissed me. I kissed her back, and it was very nice. It was familiar - comfortable, not nervous but passionate. She got on top of me, and we were off - really heavily making out. At some point we decided to quietly sneak past my napping sister and go over to my side of the room. <br />
<br />
So you'll be able to picture the situation better, the room was really big - like 25 feet by 15, and was divided down the middle by bookcases, with a doorway-sized opening at one end. I couldn't see into my sister's side of the room and vice-versa, but it was open above the bookcases, so you could hear what was going on on the other side.<br />
<br />
Anyway, one thing led to another with &quot;C&quot; and she reached down into my pants and started giving me a hand job, while my sister slept not 20 feet away. Actually, at one point, my sister woke up and started talking to &quot;C&quot; across the room, and she kept on jerking me off under the covers - and I don't think my sister ever knew.<br />
<br />
My sister eventually went back to sleep, and &quot;C&quot; got under the covers and started giving me a blow job. It didn't last very long though, and we were cut short. Later that night, &quot;C&quot; said that she was really sorry, that she wished that she had been able to make me cum. She thought that it was her fault that I hadn't, that she wasn't sexy enough, or that she had been doing something wrong - which I assured her she wasn't.<br />
<br />
In fact, since I wasn't attached to &quot;A&quot; anymore, &quot;C&quot; and I started dating again - for like the fourth or fifth time. Of course, it didn't last, but &quot;C&quot; and I had a bunch of good times together.<br />
<br />
At the end of the day, while I felt a bit used by &quot;A&quot; over the whole episode, I felt like quite the  stud getting busy with two girls in three days. The latter feeling outweighed the former.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Throwaway_Evil</dc:creator>
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			<title>Left Nipple: To Pierce or Not?</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/notthe7/left-nipple-to-pierce-not-1051/</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 11:04:11 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[For about 4 years now, I've been considering my options for piercing.
 
I've always wanted to pierce my lip but it's become too stereotypical of women/men my age. Furthermore, any law firm I intern at would NAY me at the door with that thing dangling from my lip.
 
SO, the past few days I've really been considering getting my left nipple pierced. It's discreet... fun... and I can make it as feisty as I am. 
 
Well, LPSG: I ask your opinion and advice.
 
I'll entertain all ideas.
Throw em' at me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font color="dimgray">For about 4 years now, I've been considering my options for piercing.</font><br />
 <br />
<font color="dimgray">I've always wanted to pierce my lip but it's become too stereotypical of women/men my age. Furthermore, any law firm I intern at would NAY me at the door with that thing dangling from my lip.</font><br />
 <br />
<font color="dimgray">SO, the past few days I've really been considering getting my left nipple pierced. It's discreet... fun... and I can make it as feisty as I am. </font><br />
 <br />
<font color="dimgray">Well, LPSG: I ask your opinion and advice.</font><br />
 <br />
<font color="dimgray">I'll entertain all ideas.</font><br />
<font color="dimgray">Throw em' at me.</font></div>

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			<dc:creator>Notthe7</dc:creator>
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			<title>Oh, no! big four-oh!!</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/massivepkgo_chuck/oh-no-big-four-oh-1050/</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 09:56:19 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[That's right Ladies and gents, the Massive one has approached his fourth decade on this planet.
Don't feel any older than before but then again, don't feel any different either.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>That's right Ladies and gents, the Massive one has approached his fourth decade on this planet.<br />
Don't feel any older than before but then again, don't feel any different either.</div>

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			<dc:creator>MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK</dc:creator>
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			<title>The last days of Mr Brown</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/adrian69702006/the-last-days-mr-brown-1049/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:26:42 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[So, Frank Field, one of Gordon Brown's backbenchers, has dared to articulate what many of us feel within our bones is true - that Gordon Brown's days in Downing Street are now numbered.  If by some miracle he manages to stay, he'll almost certainly have gone two years from now.  With the acknowledged facts before him, namely that he's now presiding over the most unpopular Labour Government for 70 years, one can't imagine that Mr Brown will hand in his resignation to Buckingham Palace and call a General Election before he has to.  Put another way, he's unlikely to voluntarily want a General Election in 2009 rather than 2010.  However there may well be a vote of no confidence in the meantime or the Government may end up being defeated over an important bill.  Should that happen he may well find himself under pressure to go - and not before time either.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>So, Frank Field, one of Gordon Brown's backbenchers, has dared to articulate what many of us feel within our bones is true - that Gordon Brown's days in Downing Street are now numbered.  If by some miracle he manages to stay, he'll almost certainly have gone two years from now.  With the acknowledged facts before him, namely that he's now presiding over the most unpopular Labour Government for 70 years, one can't imagine that Mr Brown will hand in his resignation to Buckingham Palace and call a General Election before he has to.  Put another way, he's unlikely to voluntarily want a General Election in 2009 rather than 2010.  However there may well be a vote of no confidence in the meantime or the Government may end up being defeated over an important bill.  Should that happen he may well find himself under pressure to go - and not before time either.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Adrian69702006</dc:creator>
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			<title>June Bug Drama</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 19:10:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Today I thought it would be a good idea to post to this here blog again. :tongue:

A couple of people I am becoming friendly with on here have asked how things are going with me.

Things are running along very well. Life is change and I am changing along with it. 

While out for my walk this morning to Starbuck's for a latte'.  I gave some thought to how I could best go about describing things that cross my mind, things I have experienced these past couple of weeks while in LA and a few other random thoughts for comedic purposes. 

Here they are in no particular order :

People in LA can be on the eccentric side. Yet they are some of the most genuine and caring people I have come across. I tend to gravitate towards those kinds of individuals.

Gay men and their dogs. I should write a book. Dogs truly are a man's best friend.

                            -  -

There was a point in my life I was ashamed to say that I grew up in rural America. Namely the deep south of Louisiana's pine/bible belt.
I never said it wasn't interesting, maybe boring for lack of culture. ( I was known for having more black friends than white, mostly for the music and humor that brought us together. I hated metal, but loved Al Green, The Four Tops and Gladys Knight & The Pimps.) :tongue:

A sex life for me going through puberty with Skoal always at the ready and recreational vehicle most always at my disposal, was nothing short of quirky at best. (I hate Skoal and never dipped or fooled around with anyone that did.)

At 15 my cousin Todd and I were very interested in each other. *wink*  One night after Sunday service, behind my dad's church we wound up exploring each other.  It would be the first of a couple of times we fooled around but the most memorable. Being it was so dark and all behind the church, we didn't know it but we were messing around near a small fire ant hill. 

He did have time to tell me "You are bigger than my dad!" before the onslaught of the hot fiery stings of the ants up and down our legs.  When pulling our pants up, we soon realize they were all over us.  Imagine two boys running around with everything hanging out, in the dark brushing aways hundreds of ants.

The three I's I call them : Interesting, Ignorant and Innocent.

After entering the church where our parents and other relatives were chit chatting, they looked at our faces flushed in pain and said "What is wrong with ya'll?"

Cousin Todd is married with kids. (He was a great kisser.)

                          - - 
While up in LA I reconnected with a few friends and acquaintances  I had not seen in quite some time.  
One in particular was my friend Andre'. Andre' is black, very gay and somewhat tall.  His hair is most always "nappy" and never ashamed of it being so.  

We started discussing church, southern and otherwise.  The subject of southern black Catholics, the holy ghost and Jesus came up at the table of the restaurant we were at. (It is never quiet at our table, thank goodness my nephew owns the place otherwise we'd be thrown out.)
( Am I supposed to capitalize The Holy Ghost?)

Andre' said to me you know I have attended a black catholic church off and on for many years so I know about the holy ghost.  There was a sister so and so in my church that  really made me laugh. I'd say "Lord please don't let sister so and so get the holy ghost tonight. She gonna start carrying on and lookin' like she is krunkin'!"

(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=krunkin)

Later the subject of reincarnation came up. We talked about what we would most probably come back as, if indeed we were fortunate to come back at all or why bother with it. If it was rough here the first time why go through the misery again? 

If you came back as a June Bug, you go through June Bug drama so nothing would have changed at all. 

Why wind up on someone's windshield on a rural highway at 65 mph? Splat!

                          - -

I am thankful to be here during this time. 
It has it's up's and down's but thankful I am to be here none the less.

I am thankful my friends and those closest to me are happy and healthy. I am excited for them, their journeys surely hold many blessings and happiness yet to be discovered. 
My journey continues.  

A friend told me that I should start putting myself out there more often as he believes I have something to offer and something to say.  (Thanks Rec and happy 1,000th post. That's a lot of poo!) :wink:

To everyone else, thanks for taking the time to read me!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Today I thought it would be a good idea to post to this here blog again. :tongue:<br />
<br />
A couple of people I am becoming friendly with on here have asked how things are going with me.<br />
<br />
Things are running along very well. Life is change and I am changing along with it. <br />
<br />
While out for my walk this morning to Starbuck's for a latte'.  I gave some thought to how I could best go about describing things that cross my mind, things I have experienced these past couple of weeks while in LA and a few other random thoughts for comedic purposes. <br />
<br />
Here they are in no particular order :<br />
<br />
People in LA can be on the eccentric side. Yet they are some of the most genuine and caring people I have come across. I tend to gravitate towards those kinds of individuals.<br />
<br />
Gay men and their dogs. I should write a book. Dogs truly are a man's best friend.<br />
<br />
                            -  -<br />
<br />
There was a point in my life I was ashamed to say that I grew up in rural America. Namely the deep south of Louisiana's pine/bible belt.<br />
I never said it wasn't interesting, maybe boring for lack of culture. ( I was known for having more black friends than white, mostly for the music and humor that brought us together. I hated metal, but loved Al Green, The Four Tops and Gladys Knight &amp; The Pimps.) :tongue:<br />
<br />
A sex life for me going through puberty with Skoal always at the ready and recreational vehicle most always at my disposal, was nothing short of quirky at best. (I hate Skoal and never dipped or fooled around with anyone that did.)<br />
<br />
At 15 my cousin Todd and I were very interested in each other. *wink*  One night after Sunday service, behind my dad's church we wound up exploring each other.  It would be the first of a couple of times we fooled around but the most memorable. Being it was so dark and all behind the church, we didn't know it but we were messing around near a small fire ant hill. <br />
<br />
He did have time to tell me &quot;You are bigger than my dad!&quot; before the onslaught of the hot fiery stings of the ants up and down our legs.  When pulling our pants up, we soon realize they were all over us.  Imagine two boys running around with everything hanging out, in the dark brushing aways hundreds of ants.<br />
<br />
The three I's I call them : Interesting, Ignorant and Innocent.<br />
<br />
After entering the church where our parents and other relatives were chit chatting, they looked at our faces flushed in pain and said &quot;What is wrong with ya'll?&quot;<br />
<br />
Cousin Todd is married with kids. (He was a great kisser.)<br />
<br />
                          - - <br />
While up in LA I reconnected with a few friends and acquaintances  I had not seen in quite some time.  <br />
One in particular was my friend Andre'. Andre' is black, very gay and somewhat tall.  His hair is most always &quot;nappy&quot; and never ashamed of it being so.  <br />
<br />
We started discussing church, southern and otherwise.  The subject of southern black Catholics, the holy ghost and Jesus came up at the table of the restaurant we were at. (It is never quiet at our table, thank goodness my nephew owns the place otherwise we'd be thrown out.)<br />
( Am I supposed to capitalize The Holy Ghost?)<br />
<br />
Andre' said to me you know I have attended a black catholic church off and on for many years so I know about the holy ghost.  There was a sister so and so in my church that  really made me laugh. I'd say &quot;Lord please don't let sister so and so get the holy ghost tonight. She gonna start carrying on and lookin' like she is krunkin'!&quot;<br />
<br />
(<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=krunkin" target="_blank">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=krunkin</a>)<br />
<br />
Later the subject of reincarnation came up. We talked about what we would most probably come back as, if indeed we were fortunate to come back at all or why bother with it. If it was rough here the first time why go through the misery again? <br />
<br />
If you came back as a June Bug, you go through June Bug drama so nothing would have changed at all. <br />
<br />
Why wind up on someone's windshield on a rural highway at 65 mph? Splat!<br />
<br />
                          - -<br />
<br />
I am thankful to be here during this time. <br />
It has it's up's and down's but thankful I am to be here none the less.<br />
<br />
I am thankful my friends and those closest to me are happy and healthy. I am excited for them, their journeys surely hold many blessings and happiness yet to be discovered. <br />
My journey continues.  <br />
<br />
A friend told me that I should start putting myself out there more often as he believes I have something to offer and something to say.  (Thanks Rec and happy 1,000th post. That's a lot of poo!) :wink:<br />
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To everyone else, thanks for taking the time to read me!</div>

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			<title>low Carb Diet</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/sandrasmithcarver/low-carb-diet-1047/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 05:16:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>wow good for you!
so it sounds like your on Atkins?</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>wow good for you!<br />
so it sounds like your on Atkins?</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Help I Don't Know What I Got Myself Into!]]></title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/umlobo/help-i-don-t-know-1046/</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 00:58:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Hi,

I can't believe I'm doing this... My name is Pietro Bigotti. I used to want to model really bad, but gave up on that idea. Until the other day when someone stopped me in the street with a flyer, and urged me to enter this competition. Well I fell into the trap and entered myself. Little did I know it was a popularity contest and that I would need a fan base to vote for me. So PA-LEASE go onto this website and vote for me so I don't look like such a damn fool ha ha ha... I don't think I'm the best looking guy on there, but I think I deserve a better position then where I'm at right now, so help me out guys... and girls lol. 

Go to www.vman.com

I need all the help I can get, because there is a contract with ford models at stake and that could seriously pay my way through college!!

thank you so much just search for me under the profile. If you need it my email is brasilboy21@aol.com

I never do these posts or putting myself on a website, so it takes a lot for me to do this I'm so embarrassed lol. I don't even have pro pictures on the site so I really need the help. Thanx to all. bye]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hi,<br />
<br />
I can't believe I'm doing this... My name is Pietro Bigotti. I used to want to model really bad, but gave up on that idea. Until the other day when someone stopped me in the street with a flyer, and urged me to enter this competition. Well I fell into the trap and entered myself. Little did I know it was a popularity contest and that I would need a fan base to vote for me. So PA-LEASE go onto this website and vote for me so I don't look like such a damn fool ha ha ha... I don't think I'm the best looking guy on there, but I think I deserve a better position then where I'm at right now, so help me out guys... and girls lol. <br />
<br />
Go to <a href="http://www.vman.com" target="_blank">www.vman.com</a><br />
<br />
I need all the help I can get, because there is a contract with ford models at stake and that could seriously pay my way through college!!<br />
<br />
thank you so much just search for me under the profile. If you need it my email is <a href="mailto:brasilboy21@aol.com">brasilboy21@aol.com</a><br />
<br />
I never do these posts or putting myself on a website, so it takes a lot for me to do this I'm so embarrassed lol. I don't even have pro pictures on the site so I really need the help. Thanx to all. bye</div>

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			<title>Hiphop Baby</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/invisibleman/hiphop-baby-1045/</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 17:26:17 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[This is the future hip hop kid. He has his little MC HAMMER pants on. Hehehe.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9Mr2FH_WU&NR=1]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><font face="Franklin Gothic Medium"><font color="darkred">This is the future hip hop kid. He has his little MC HAMMER pants on. Hehehe.</font></font><br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9Mr2FH_WU&amp;NR=1" target="_blank"><font face="Franklin Gothic Medium"><font color="black">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9Mr2FH_WU&amp;NR=1</font></font></a></div>

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			<title>Jealousy</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/henry-miller/jealousy-1044/</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 22:52:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[For the longest time I thought it was ridiculous that anyone would be jealous of another guy's size. What a trivial thing to be jealous about. But looking at some other guy's big dick on this forum, I realized that I feel like I've been stapped in the chest when I see another guy has a bigger dick than me, like the bastard has murdered me or something, like I'm just worthless next to him. Yes, pathetic. But at least I'm being honest.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>For the longest time I thought it was ridiculous that anyone would be jealous of another guy's size. What a trivial thing to be jealous about. But looking at some other guy's big dick on this forum, I realized that I feel like I've been stapped in the chest when I see another guy has a bigger dick than me, like the bastard has murdered me or something, like I'm just worthless next to him. Yes, pathetic. But at least I'm being honest.</div>

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			<title>My Low Carb Diet.</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/mem0101/my-low-carb-diet-1043/</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 14:42:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I lost 15 pounds the first month.  It is very hard to do since you are limited in what you can eat.  Mostly animal products such as meat, cheese and eggs.  For snacks you can also have pork rinds.  I have found an interesting recipe for pancakes with pork rinds instead of flour, but I also add some flax seed meal to it.

Right now I am baking some salmon in the oven to have later. The diet can be difficult to stick to, but cutting out sugar is great.  I also found that sugar free chocolate pudding is great.  It is very rich because I use half and half instead of milk.  The higher the fat content of milk products the less sugar it has.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I lost 15 pounds the first month.  It is very hard to do since you are limited in what you can eat.  Mostly animal products such as meat, cheese and eggs.  For snacks you can also have pork rinds.  I have found an interesting recipe for pancakes with pork rinds instead of flour, but I also add some flax seed meal to it.<br />
<br />
Right now I am baking some salmon in the oven to have later. The diet can be difficult to stick to, but cutting out sugar is great.  I also found that sugar free chocolate pudding is great.  It is very rich because I use half and half instead of milk.  The higher the fat content of milk products the less sugar it has.</div>

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			<title>doing  FEMALE a favor</title>
			<link>http://www.lpsg.org/blogs/shiney/doing-female-a-favor-1042/</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 19:56:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>any males ever consider doing a female acquaintance a favor and purchase her a new bra with no strings attached. i m considering doing such a thing with a woman who is in need of new bras (I know her size)I heard her discussing the fact that her size is expensive to purchase. I would do so annonimously.how would woman feel about this also?</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>any males ever consider doing a female acquaintance a favor and purchase her a new bra with no strings attached. i m considering doing such a thing with a woman who is in need of new bras (I know her size)I heard her discussing the fact that her size is expensive to purchase. I would do so annonimously.how would woman feel about this also?</div>

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