Faking a bulge!!
Posted 07-01-2008 at 04:08 AM by Cyrilsven1
I know most of you out there always walk around with a big bulge in your pants. But how many of you have actually faked a bulge to make it appear even BIGGER?
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 |  Never have, but get yourself a pair of Abercrombie button-fly jeans. You have the craziest damn bulge you've ever seen. Some jeans I don't bulge in unless they are really tight, but with these it looks like I have a roll of socks down there. |
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| | Thank you for the advise!! |
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| |  Actually, any brand of button-fly low-rise will give you that effect. |
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| |  I get like a 6 inch bunch-up whenever I wear my khaki Nike shorts. (And everytime I think of Curb Your Enthusiasm. . .) |
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| | This reminds me of the Family Guy episode when Peter finds out Chris has a giant dick so he feels insecure about his own size and stuffs Stewie down his pants to give the appearance of a bulge. Whatever you do, don't try that |
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| | This reminds me of the time I found two socks full of tapioca pudding in my grandma's top drawer. I asked her about it and she got real embarrassed. I eventually realized she'd been stuffing her bra with them. |
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| |  hey, iv never had to fake a bulge but a good way to if u wanted to is to get the top of ur boxers/briefs and pull it down underneath ur balls so that everything is pushed forward, making it look like u hav a massive bulge |
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| |  I was watching Nashville Star last night and noticed Billie Ray Cyrus appeared to have a bulge, but after looking at it a again, his jeans were way, way, darker where his bulge would be , if he had one..... |
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| |  I usually get one when I wear dickies shorts. And "Jack Napier" , that has to be teh most traumatizing thing I've ever heard. |
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| |  Nah, never did it m'self...but I know for a fact that the lower your rise on your jeans, the better bulge you'll have. Button flys also make bulges look better. |
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| | try a button fly with low-rise jeans |
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| |  I sometimes wear my leather cockring under my 501's.  |
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| |  why fake it...someone you meet out may wanna see what you're packing and OOOOOH what a disappointment to pull out a sock or two instead of your wang. :) |
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| |  Anyone who fakes a bulge is the epitome of pathetic |
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| |  Today at work I had a lady customer make a comment about my bulge. It embarrassed me so much. I've tried my best to conceal the bulge but to no avail. Any tips on how to conceal it? I work in a very professional environment and like to hide the goods if I could. |
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