So I've got a big dick.

Is that all you think of me as?

While it may be larger than normal, you may think it's a blessing, I think of it as a curse.

You can't understand why, because you have nothing to compare to.

On the other hand, I find it amusing and horrific that all I seem to matter to you is the size of my penis.

If I did something magical to acquire mine, it might make sense. Then I have accomplished something.
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cyberczar