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Size ain't nothing but a number.
Posted 07-25-2008 at 12:13 AM by lcrm357
All us big guys have to hear it. We might hear it before we whip it out, by those who are curious, and maybe after when they want to know what they are dealing with...
"How big is it?"
It always seemed like a dumb question to me. I mean, they're looking at it aren't they? Why does it need a label?
I have to blame porn on this one. I can't count the number of sites/movies where a man claims to be in the double digits when he's probably half the claim. I feel as if a potential partner is exposed mostly to those kind of false pretenses, they'll feel actual measurements to be considered "small". If someone sees a porno with a guy around the 8 inch mark claiming to be 11, and a guy with an actual 10 claiming to be some ridiculous number in the late teens... when we mention our actual sizes to these people, we'll seem inadequate.
Also notice that girth almost never becomes a factor? Seriously, most everyone I know would rather have something thick than something long. Yet everyone always wants to go by the length when they ask about size. (Luckily, I'm apparently blessed with a good balance of both.)
Judging my the amount of hands they can place on it, I've had some girls speculate my size as 9 inches, and I'm not going to stop them if that's what they want to believe. I've gotten to the point where if someone wants to know my size, I'll show them a picture, or just remain vague. Sure, it's fun to see them gasp at a picture, but it's much more fun when they see it in person, and have no idea what to expect. :)
"How big is it?"
It always seemed like a dumb question to me. I mean, they're looking at it aren't they? Why does it need a label?
I have to blame porn on this one. I can't count the number of sites/movies where a man claims to be in the double digits when he's probably half the claim. I feel as if a potential partner is exposed mostly to those kind of false pretenses, they'll feel actual measurements to be considered "small". If someone sees a porno with a guy around the 8 inch mark claiming to be 11, and a guy with an actual 10 claiming to be some ridiculous number in the late teens... when we mention our actual sizes to these people, we'll seem inadequate.
Also notice that girth almost never becomes a factor? Seriously, most everyone I know would rather have something thick than something long. Yet everyone always wants to go by the length when they ask about size. (Luckily, I'm apparently blessed with a good balance of both.)
Judging my the amount of hands they can place on it, I've had some girls speculate my size as 9 inches, and I'm not going to stop them if that's what they want to believe. I've gotten to the point where if someone wants to know my size, I'll show them a picture, or just remain vague. Sure, it's fun to see them gasp at a picture, but it's much more fun when they see it in person, and have no idea what to expect. :)
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 |  I thought this was going to say Size was nothing but a hard ache.... (groan, forgive the pun) |
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| | Just tell them "Well if I was in porn I'd be 10 inches" I remember a few years ago arguing with my friend because she said Ron Jeremy had a 12 inch penis, and then I showed her an actual ruler LOL. I said Ron was a small bit over 9.5 in his documentary, which is still absolutely giant especially when you look at 9.5 inches on a ruler. |
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| |  I always like to offer them the "papertowel challenge". The standard cardboard center tube in a roll of papertowels is 11 inches long with a diameter of 1.5" and circumference of 5". While I've had a few find the circumference snug (or impossible) not a single one has managed to reach the full length of the tube even when pushed back firmly against their groin. Interesting to see the effect it has on those few who have "claimed" length that far exceeds reality. |
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