Would you believe it......

Im always bemused at the fact the most intimate of pics and details are revealed on LPSG but a lot of people find it really difficult to be honest about how they first found LPSG website. The one that cracks me up is when they say 'oh I stumbled upon it'. Well yes there is a remote possibility that happened but we all know that somethin had to be fed into our search engines to enable that stumbling!

I started wondering what they may have pumped into the search engine to arrive here and have written something that I hope will amuse you and also get you out of a pickle if you feel too embarrassed to say how you arrived here!

I realised my property was underinsured so pumped in 'Large endowment needed.....' After our church fire we needed to begin refurbishment so searched for 'Large Organ....' I was planning a soiree with my literary group and wanted some extra volumes for that weeks material so searched for 'Biggest Dickens' selection.... I read an interesting article in the sunday times about domestic foul rearing and the need for a hardy leader of the flock therefore typed in 'strong large cock'.....in the recent storms my driveway was affected by subsidence I needed to 'fill a series of small holes with something substantial'......my neighbour is not so computer literate and she asked me to check on local companies who would supply her winter logs as she knows that she will need a 'heavy load delivered'.......Ive been putting on weight tecently and tried to find an internet company to supply trousers with a 'wide girth'....Im thinking of ordering pheasant but I need to know that what I choose is 'suitably well hung game'....

okay you get the drift - come and share some of your own!!!! I must admit when Im asked what brings me here my standard answer is now - my grandmother recommended the site!!!!