Birthday Bash 2008

Jennuine73 fuckin' rocks!

We've been friends on here for a long time. I went to work on my birthday but she came and got me this past weekend so we could celebrate my turning 30. She said she had to meet me. She's a sneaky little fucker because she told me that we were going to party in Detroit (I was cool with that) then at the last minute plans were changed and we were off to Canada! I'd never been to Canada before, but I will be returning because I had a fuckin' ball while I was there. When she got to my house, she was glowing. She was so excited to see me in the flesh and I was just as excited to see her. She's the first person on this site that I've met in real life. It wasn't weird at all being that we've seen each other's goodies, LOL. It was like, "this is my friend and I'm so glad to finally meet you and hug you and hear your voice" instead of read your words & see your pictures & videos. She's got a great rack. Anyway, she brought her friend Ricky to meet me. He's hot. Very mature...right up my alley. We all kicked it at my house for a minute. They met my mom and my little brother, we laughed, jammed to the kids' music that was coming out of his room and then we were off.

The road trip was good and quick. I fed her and Ricky gummie bears (my favorite candy, take note) on the way up there. I should've bought more. I missed feeding them to them after they were gone. We were excited to party & shake our booties. I don't have a passport and didn't have my birth certificate when we got to the border. She said she told me that I needed that shit, but she didn't tell me that shit. I still blame her, LOL. The Willa Wonka fed didn't hassle us about it though. He said I needed it. I said okay & then he let us through. So, we're in Canada and what's the first thing I see...fuckin' McDonald's. Those bitches are everywhere! We got to Ricky's house so we could change into our snazziness. We looked so hot. Oooh, I'm tellin' you.

We stopped by the store to get smokes, but they didn't have my brand because...they're Canadians, LOL. And then the clerk wanted like 9 bucks for a pack of smokes. I was like, "hell no. Hell NO!" LOL. I got some anyway and when we got to the club, we didn't even have to pay to get in. Security didn't frisk us or anything. I'm from the 'hood, baby. They check everything where I'm from. The bouncers grope you here before you even get in the club. "Wait a minute, bruh. That's my dick. That is not a 9 millimeter." I don't remember the name of the club, but Ricky kept callin' it the Livingroom so that's what I call it. Everybody was really nice. The fuckin' dj sucked...I wanted to kill his ass. We wanted to shake it. We just sat outside and drank and laughed and talked shit. That was so fun for me. I was so content with being with my friend and having a hot guy on my arm.

I was definitely the center of attention because none of them at the club had ever seen me before. I made out with my designated date all damn night. I just smooched all over his ass...well, not his ass but his face, LOL. Jenn had this man that looked like Djimon Hounsou (google him) and her rack was workin' his ass, LOL. He was droolin' over her. That girl has game, LOL! I kept drinkin' until the bar closed...it was my birthday. What else was I supposed to do? But I wasn't sloppy and unmanageable at all. I maintained my sexiness, trust me. The club closed and then we, Ricky and I, went to the after hours spot and Jenn was off fuckin' up Gabriel's brain. When we got back to Ricky's to trade cars, fuckin' Jenn's dumbass was trying to get out of the parking lot and could not whip the car around to get out. She looked like Austin Powers when he was in that little ass car stuck in between the two walls, LOL. Man, I had to be like 30 feet away from her ass and I yelled out, "Don't him me, Bitch!" She switched from drive to reverse like 10 mo' times. I finally ran up to the car when I knew "she finally made it" and she couldn't say shit. She just fell on the steering wheel crackin' up. We had fuckin' fun with each other.

Ricky and I stayed at the after hours for a minute, but I was horny so we got a room, plus I was fuckin' tired & needed my intimate space with...him. We got to the room and did a Samantha Stevens nosetwitch and got rid of our clothes and explored each other bodies in the darkness with the little light that crept through the curtains. We serviced each other in just the right way, in just the right tempo. When we finally got there, we were spent. We topped off our night/morning together by exchanging full body massages (which I SO NEEDED) and a long hot bath, kissing and caressing and exhaling over and over again over each other. I lost track of the time. I wasn't keepin' up with it anyway. We dried each off, fell onto the bed and wrapped each other in our nakedness and drifted off into our long overdue rest. It was a fuckin' nap because checkout was at 11.

We woke up and took care of our morning wood. Those of you that have dicks that are reading this knows how a dick will do you in the morning. Oh, we were late checkin' out because I was fuckin' sleepy but we didn't pay extra. I'm tellin' you, Ricky & Jenn have clout around there. We all met up for breakfast and exchanged our stories of our time apart from each other. Jenn looked so stress when she got to the cafe'. That's when she told us what fuckin' "Mumbler" aka Gabriel asked her. That shit was devastating because he was so fuckin' hot. That shit really fucked up our 'warm & fuzzy' so we went back to her place after breakfast so we could drunk.

We got drunk, enjoyed each other's company, invaded each other's thoughts, with permission, of course, and really enjoyed being around each other. Ricky massaged my feet again, sucked my toes (take note, I LOVE that shit!) and we had an erotic reading. If you ever meet Szantos, that man has some fuckin' game! So beware! Stay tuned! We packed up our shit and got on the road and headed back here to my house. We all came back in the house, Jenn talked to mom for a minute, I made out some more with Ricky in my room while I downloaded the CD's Jenn got for me (I love music...another note. Take it!). I walked them both to the door, thanked them for an absolutely wonderful fuckin' time spent, kissed them both goodbye and fell on my bed with a smile on my face while "Like A Star" from Corinne Bailey Rae serenaded me to sleep.

I have not enjoyed a birthday of mine as much as I enjoyed my 30th with my friend Jennuine73 & her friend Ricky since I turned 18. Needless to say, the fun we had together was long overdue for me & probably for them as well. A big factor in my 'loving turning 30' was my friend Jennuine73. I like to think that I'm good people. Good people deserve good things, at least that's what I hope for all of us. I got blessed with Jenn a long time ago and really this past weekend. She introduced me to nice man, took me to nice places, made me feel comfortable & welcome in her home, which is beautiful by the way, and made me feel loved and special. I was covered with warm & fuzzies Saturday and Sunday. I will never forget our initial time together. We had 'cash fun'! She's going in my time capsule! This past weekend was only the beginning...trust me.