What I want for Valentines
Posted 02-13-2008 at 04:19 PM by cinnamon
I usually post my own material but I was so compelled to use this, and my time is limited.
Just a little background. This past November I underwent major surgery(untwist my colon) but little did I realize I would be hurled into medical menopause. A friend of mine who is going through menopause (naturally) tried to cheer me up with this cute e-mail. So for those of you that know females that are going through this stage in their lives, either naturally or medically induced- CONSIDER THIS A WARNING -
Just a little background. This past November I underwent major surgery(untwist my colon) but little did I realize I would be hurled into medical menopause. A friend of mine who is going through menopause (naturally) tried to cheer me up with this cute e-mail. So for those of you that know females that are going through this stage in their lives, either naturally or medically induced- CONSIDER THIS A WARNING -
Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day
so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when
We've discovered that when
I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood,
it leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass.
Total Comments 7
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 |  That is too funny! |
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| |  LOOOL I feel so bad for my poor father....my mother is going through the change. I never know who I'm going to see when I visit...Jekyll or Hyde |
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| |  lol omg this is hillarious! :) |
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| |   some men just never learn  |
| Updated 02-13-2008 at 11:02 PM by njqt466 |
| |  I feel that this will be the next marketing idea for a diamond ring commercial.  |
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| |  Very funny. |
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| |  That is flipping hilarious. I got my wife an external hard drive for her tablet PC. Over the last 18 years I have showered her with thousands of dollars worth of jewels and baubles and she gets more excited about the flipping hard drive than the jewelry. Anyone want some slightly used diamonds? |
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