Stupid Medical Moments

You know there are always those out there that make you want to say

I want to share TEN stupid medical moments I have encountered over the years. I TELL YOU THESE ARE TRUE FOLKS.

• A grown person thought the thyroid was part of the thigh! Did they not teach that in high school biology?

• A man was told to add iron to his diet so he ate a handful of nails. Then he wondered why the iron was making his stomach hurt! Stupid is as stupid does.

• A man was trying to enlarge his penis with plumbing pipes. You guessed it - he got stuck inside it and the pipe had to be cut off. I am a female and that even made me cross my legs.

• Someone tried to drain their own abscess with a dirty turkey basting needle. The infection became worse. I am glad he did not try to dry his hair in the oven.

• The double dare- one guy was dared to stick a thermometer in his penis, what do you think happened- end of the story - ER VISIT. Guys, it is okay to be called a "chicken" sometimes. Just let it go. Cause either the guys will laugh at you then or the nurses and doctors will laugh at you later. YOU CHOOSE.

• Woman comes in with vaginal itching and pain. Finds out she forgot about not one, BUT 2 tampons stuck inside. Can you say how deep is her ocean???

• People with dogs stuck to them or gerbals up the ass. I don't get it, I just don't understand the human to animal fascination. AND REALLY I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

• A guy thought the penis had a bone. His argument, "Well why do people call them boners?" I bet him $50, put out an anatomy book and taught him about his OWN ANATOMY. That was the easiest bet I ever made.

• A guy became a little to friendly with the swimming pool air jet. He decided to stick his penis in the actual jet. The pool had to be drained and as they say....the rest is history. I guess he scratched "Masturbation by air jet" off from his new ways to orgasm list!

• Woman tried to name her baby after the "baby daddy", but the daddy did not know how to spell his own first name. Had to call his mom to ask. He said he had always just written an initial name. I felt sorry for the baby's future!

So there you have it the 10 STUPID BUT TRUE MEDICAL MOMENTS.
Now don't get an inkling to try some of this yourself otherwise I will have to send you this and a complimentary letter L to sew to your shirt.