I Caught a Neighbour Masturbating Today! & Go Vote Canada!!

My neighbor caught me masturbating from my window once at night (She has a habit of looking into the house at night. I thought that old lady would've stopped. Huh, color me foolish.) and now the whole neighborhood looks at me different now. They smile like this... and they want me to install technology for them...like hook up their High Definition TV sets, help them with computer issues or reprogram VCRs. I drew the line at putting batteries in their vibrators though.

Weird.

You forgot to give the address and designate which window it was. Also the time of day (night). LOL

The things I've occasionally seen in my suburban neighborhood....