When I was 17 and living in the basement of my parent's home in Maple Ridge/Pitt Meadows I already knew I was a fag and loved taking in up the ass good and hard!

I was a randy, horny kid who jacked off like 8 times a day and experimented with all sorts of sexual stuff.

One evening, I discovered that we had oars for a rubber rowboat. I thought - what would it be like to have that inside my ass. So I lubed it up and slipped the huge, thick end of the oar into...

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This morning I had to go into the Lawyer's office to sign a bunch of paperwork to transfer money and the titles over for the townhouse in Langley I've sold to my partner and his best friend.

What a boring process. First the Lawyer was upset at the other Lawyer for not sending her the paperwork as requested yesterday. So she phones them and it's her fault. The stupid idiot was faxed and emailed the documents last week. So she apologizes for making us wait for 20 minutes for her mess...

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I just found out the real reason why in college a friend of mine stopped talking to me.

In college Mike and I were best buds. One night he invited me out drinking at a local pub close to his place in Gastown.

After the night of drinking, he said I should crash at his house or at least come up and 'talk over coffee'. After a few minutes he confessed that he liked me and wanted to play around with other guys, but he was riddled with Catholic guilt and couldn't bring himself...

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Rather unbelievably, the song "Cruel Summer" celebrates its 25th birthday this year. Anyone who grew up in the 1980's must remember this huge hit from all-girl group Bananarama.

And rather more unbelievably, for anyone who spent the summer of 1983 trying to look exactly like her, ex-Bananarama star Siobhan Fahey looks even better now than she did then.

Proof? Fahey stars in designer Katy Rodriguez's fall ad campaign, and to judge by the pics, time has not only...

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So this morning I decided to try to sleep in a bit and got up just before 9am.

I made myself a latte and a hot chocolate with the Tassimo coffee maker and played videos games while taking all my vitamins and hoodia pills for weight loss.

I've decided I want to look as thin as Anna Nicole Smith did when she was the spokesperson for TRIM SPA. So I've been eating little and popping hoodia pills like crazy along with vitamins, selenium to attack the free radicals (antioxidant),...

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