The Return of The Perfect Phallus

Mrs. Candy · 11-03-2006

My Dears,

I just wanted to let you know that my website, The Perfect Phallus, is finally back online. I am now taking submissions for new Phallic Patrons. Nice long, thick Phalli are always in demand.

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

The Perfect Phallus

Dominik20 · 11-03-2006

There is no perfect phallus on that site..:-(

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Candy

My Dears,

I just wanted to let you know that my website, The Perfect Phallus, is finally back online. I am now taking submissions for new Phallic Patrons. Nice long, thick Phalli are always in demand.

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

The Perfect Phallus

joyboytoy79 · 11-03-2006

Well, no perfect ones, but lots of nice ones.

Mrs. Candy · 11-03-2006

Of course, perfection is in the eye of the beholder etc. My mission is to search for the Perfect Phallus, and there is fun in the search!

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

www.perfectphallus.com

jeff black · 11-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Candy

Of course, perfection is in the eye of the beholder etc. My mission is to search for the Perfect Phallus, and there is fun in the search!

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

The Perfect Phallus

Oh Yippee, now I can start sleeping again. The site is back. I was so worried it would be gone forever,.

Lordpendragon · 11-03-2006

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Candy

My mission is to search for the Perfect Phallus

Always,

Beats teaching kids I suppose.

~quicksilver~ · 11-03-2006

Welcome Back Mrs. Candy!! You were sorely missed... Maybe I will have to submit myself now...

dufus · 11-03-2006

If you want to see a good selection of phalli, point your browser to

Perfect Men

This page contains many jpegs and can take time to load, even with broadband.

flamer_on · 11-05-2006

Gawd, some funny looking Pee-Pees on that website, a c
ool website none the less, but seriously, some funky looking johnsons on there!

D.G. · 11-07-2006

Hey Mrs Candy!

Will my review on Mrs Candy presents be returning or would you like me to re-submit my pics? :P

Mrs. Candy · 11-07-2006

Hello D.G

I have incorporated Mrs. Candy Presents... into the main website. Let me see if I still have your old photographs. If not, I may trouble you to send them to me again.

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

uberzig08 · 11-08-2006

I do not know if there is a perfect phallus but I have seen some nice ones.

dxjnorto · 11-08-2006

This will be incidentally inflammatory in circumcising cultures, but Mrs. Candy, how can a phallus be perfect if bits of it have been cut off? It has been surgically emasculated to one degree or another.

D.G. · 11-09-2006

OK Mrs. C, just let me know if you want them re-sending.

Mrs. Candy · 11-11-2006

I have just posted my review of my latest Phallic Patron, Chas. He is quite extraordinary! Come take a look and you'll see what I mean.

Always,
Mrs. Candy
xx

The Perfect Phallus

The Return of The Perfect Phallus

My Dears, I just wanted to let you know that my website, The Perfect Phallus, is finally back online. I am now taking submissions for new Phallic Patrons. Nice long, thick Phalli are always in